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Get your shit together @netflix
You wanted this huge live spectacle, how about making sure people can actually watch it?

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@SportsSturm I think this is Junior's bit, but Alabama better be careful - 2 or 3 more losses, and they'll be at risk of missing the playoff

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@gordonkeith
For your ongoing study of mouthpiece weirdness. Only your superior investigative journalist skills can uncover what's going on here.

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@DVNJr Serious question - Does the umpire's union have a training session prior to each season, or throughout the season, to teach individual umps how to speak without taking any responsibility?
None have ever admitted to a mistake, so they must be reading from the same script, right?

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@SportsSturm Seems like they're trying a way to put analytics on momentum. Team A has a great chance of winning until Team B does something good.....rinse and repeat

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@SportsSturm
Am I being an old man, or is the ever-present hammering of win probability aggravating everyone else, too?

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@gordonkeith
Dang, Jesus really spending some ad money this year

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@tealtonedturtle I mean, did they even interview any white candidates?
It's a Rooney Rule Reverse!
Those Patriots, always innovating

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@titansfilmroom Really enjoying these flashes of competence in a lost season - just enough 'success' to again justify making no significant offseason changes

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@jwyattsports @KingHenry_2 A real shame that a series of boring, unimaginative offensive coaches have wasted a brilliant player's career

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@titansfilmroom One of those will be absolutely no problem
🙄🔫

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@titansfilmroom But not to worry, I'm sure tinkering around the edges and firing the special teams coach will fix it - let's run it back next year!

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@OurDailyBears Sounds good - leaves either Traylor or GJ still available for Baylor. Let's get a good one!

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@titansfilmroom Great, will be so cool to watch them win some that don't matter. Just enough to avoid making any significant changes and end up in the bottom half of the draft. The treadmill of mediocrity continues!

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@andystaples Absolutely ridiculous!
Who do these players think they are, having the nerve to want power over when and where they play for free??
I say the coaches should have total control over the players - no pay, no choices, no freedom. Coach knows what's best, you just do what he says!

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@kidfromkidnplay @NJDevils Missed a great opportunity to write SHORTS across the shorts, but otherwise not bad

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@oldwaver How much to send Cancun Ted to Phoenix or Philly next week?
He sure as shit won't be busy working, might as well make himself useful

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@astros Do we bring our own trash cans, or will they be provided for us?

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@bracketdan @NotJackKemp

Hey Dan, a bit behind on the app.
But piggybacking on your upcoming Eff 1 emcee gig, can I interest you in hosting our Marry 1 or Kill 1 banquets?

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@SportsSturm Bob, surely you’ve learned by now not to respond to anyone with sunglasses in their profile pic……unless of course you do it as a bit, in which case, bravo!