Ben Regan

Cheery cynic, lazy creative. Come for the dad jokes, stay for the angry disbelief at the state of the world.

[Ben Regan @LaserWarlock]

@Ryanmatta @Polymarket “How many of you are fucking morons like me?”

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@WatcherGuru Let’s hear this guy out.

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@cbouzy There was a short time when the confidence with which you post made me believe you had worthwhile opinions. That time has passed, but your assuredness has only grown. I’m impressed, honestly.

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@FrankGugs @ClayTravis Yeah and you’ve got an IQ of 135 if I spot you a hundred points.

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@david_sivella @NYCMayor Fuck your mother, you bald piece of shit. How’s that for class?

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@JenUSA90 @Timodc Fuck you, you equivocating moron.

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@Clayonthebeat11 @Timodc Hey. Fuck you.

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@Cybermagi2112 @Rightanglenews Not much of a thinker, are you?

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@ChrisCillizza I’d call you a bootlicker but literally no one, even the fascists, are interested in hiring you to do it.

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@ChrisCillizza What a fucking loser. Over and over again, a gigantic loser.

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@TimJamesonUS “You will understand…”
Again, hilarious.

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@TimJamesonUS “It would appear that Pelley cannot understand…”
This is the way a complete fucking moron writes when they want their intellectual insecurity to read as confidence. 😂

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@CptTedStriker @KeithMcC04 @Acyn There is very little in this world more insufferable than a moron with a big vocabulary. You may be able to string a sentence together, but you’re a fucking idiot.

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@xnoesbueno They didn’t have to at all, actually. But since corporate America is in the pocket of Trump’s protection racket, they did. Now why don’t you go fuck your mother.

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@Shootingbogey @kylegriffin1 @Lisbonchar4842 Durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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@jpodhoretz You silver spoon joke of an intellectual… eat shit, Podhoretz.

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@EsotericCD Fucking moronic cult member, that’s what you are.

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@KeiferStreet @therealKripke @TheBoysTV Go fuck your mother, Keifer.

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@baseballcrank You really are a fucking moron.

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@ZircCan I’m sorry you’re a virgin.