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Undefeated at Rock/Paper/Scissors.

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Had dinner with a rocket scientist once. "It's not brain surgery," he told me and then proceeded to explain it on the back of an envelope.

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@virginmedia Oh yes please do help by answering the question I tweeted. Can you do that?

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Dear @virginmedia, I no longer have any use for your crappy router. Shall I put it into electronic recycling here or do you have a freepost address to send junk like that to?

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@gordonwd @CellaH26 @mrjamesob If it ever really did, outside of propaganda posters etc. Eastenders mocked the Queen during the blitz but were smart enough to smile when she came to visit.

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@Strontelius The challenge to explain that on the back of a standard-sized envelope is on!

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Had dinner with a rocket scientist once. "It's not brain surgery," he told me and then proceeded to explain it on the back of an envelope.

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It is twenty twenty two and I have just discovered podcasts.

Already thinking of making one. Maybe with @Greens4Nuclear!

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@nazirafzal This blatantly corrupt practice can only hold water long-term in a dammed up society, where everyone is too frightened too leak anything or pull their finger out.

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In a change from the published programme, only growing a single chive this year.

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@SamoBurja One day perhaps we will find the lost works of Aristotle.

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@Strontelius Do we not need to be invested in supporting democratic countries against invasions from autocratic countries? Should we never step in to help the weaker nations? Are we historically bound to draw the line at Poland?

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One upon a time, The Left favoured more democracy, more human rights and more equality. Now the Old Left always seems to support those opposing progressive values. When and why did you lose your way @HackneyAbbott?

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Just when you need someone with 'a cunning plan'.

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"I can't see Liz Truss doing any harm from here!"

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Astronaut Bruce McCandless high above the Earth during an amazing untethered spacewalk far from the safety of the space shuttle.

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@Jan_Gooding @JolyonMaugham @Nancy_M_K Apart from that case where a man declared himself a woman, got transferred to a women's prison and then went on a sexual assault and raping spree. Where he went, others will follow if you allow it.

You have to legislate for a society of devils. Unfortunately.

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Thankfully the simple pleasure that is beach combing never loses its magic

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A whole other world.

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@MarinaPurkiss I bet all the others wish they'd burnt their houses down now.

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@MarinaPurkiss Even the most charitable view of Truss's geographical knowledge of the country whose Foreign Minister she is speaking with does not allow her to fail to know whether or not a war has begun by an army crossing an international border.

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@eaglepeaknaod I'd take away the license of any driver passing any two wheeled vehicle within 6 feet with no exceptions.

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@MustBeATroll @haveigotnews By they, I was referring to the drinks. Not the drinkers. Difficult to imagine they are all squeaky clean from corruption.