David Gordon

Bloke.

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@RupertLowe10 You people and your magic money tree eh? What are you like.

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@Munchbunch87 @WingsScotland Pffft. You can prove anything with "facts" and "data".

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@archer_rs And yet you tweet endlessly about drivers of needlessly fast cars.

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@TheTweetOfGod Both are stupid.

Be neither.

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@BBCSport

"You can stay up or catch up" for the England v Mexico game apparently.

Or we can not care, as England isn't our team.

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@DickWinchester @PeterWillsman The "bridge" argument is the ReformUK voter's go-to.

Why not try "data".

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@archer_rs The 911? Ye'll have nae teeth left by Cheverny.

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@RobertJenrick Ain't that the truth.

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@jet2tweets Didn't see this degree of fawning over Scotland's opening match. You're a UK-wide operator, yes?

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@archer_rs @iconawrites Curie Museum and The Pantheon.

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@karen_flynn Needs to be less than 3" to be legally carried. Ceremonial dress is an exemption to the law.

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@Susan05713606 @BhoyDerry @karen_flynn Can I still wear my sgian-dhub with my kilt ?

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@PSOSEastDun Congratulations. Hashtag of the year for that one.

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@DickWinchester @BBCDavidWL Alex Neil was interviewed shortly after 8am. The interviewer asked if the SNP would want a referendum just now "given that outcome ... wouldn't be what the Yes side are after". Shocking bias given a 50/50 polling split.

https://t.co/JXUEIdOnOE

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@archer_rs @jemmm85517813 Retired GP thinks the entire scientific community is unaware of historical climate data and has taken no account of it in reaching consensus.

Meanwhile numbskull Reform voters see someone with "Dr" in their handle and feel vindicated for disagreeing with science.

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@SimonCalder @YouShouldHaveBT * They're all rubbish
* Bir-Hakeim to Passy
* Jardin de Luxembourg to the Curie Museum, followed by the Pantheon and then up to Notre Dame.
* Nope
* Eating out in Paris is either touristy and disappointing or stupidly over-priced.

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@virginmedia So you accept there's been an error processing my order and tell my you can't resolve it - I have to call your customer support team. I call them, get out on hold for 5-10 minutes and the call simply gets disconnected. Been a fan of you guys for years - I'm wavering.

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@virginmedia Third message sent.

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Hey @virginmedia - I renewed my contract with you in February and now you're telling me I'm out of contract?? What's going on?

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@virginmedia I have sent you two DMs already.