Stu Nimmo

Your future Overlord. Works part-time as Death, the Destroyer of Worlds.
I encourage the safe return of original Irn Bru.

[Stu Nimmo @stunimmo]

Four years ago, I was one of those who voted against Scottish Independence. I thought we would be better within the UK, fighting for equality and compassion.
I am man enough to admit I was wrong.
#IndyRef2

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@andysignore @mastersmovie Yea boiiiii

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@sesamestreet @iamAtheistGirl Love this. Accept everyone for who they are. Judge less, love more.

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@andysignore @AmazonMGMStudio @Mattel Adorable, mate. Cant wait for this movie.

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@ConnorGillies @SkyNews This is pretty low, even for Sky News.

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@Malcolm_Offord Just because some people are racists and fools doesn't mean you have to listen to them.

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@Malcolm_Offord Scotland does not need racism. Or businessmen wishing to dismantle the NHS.

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@andysignore It is so grim.

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@andysignore @halrudnick @screenjunkies Screenjunkies in general hasn't been the same without Andy. I cant even watch it now - I did try the new Movie Fights but doesn't hit the same.

[Andy Signore @andysignore]

Yo @halrudnick your email got hacked… oh and also you & @screenjunkies should be ashamed of yourselves for the poor, lazy, reboot of #MovieFights without ever trying to approach me, even 10 years later. Stop the shame & stop using my old ideas… run your own into the ground 👍🏼

[Stu Nimmo @stunimmo]

@WhiteHouse Seems like Trump played the ultimate game of Fuck Around and Find Out. Iran spanked that little orange bitch. Embarrassing.

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@CensoredHumans The Trump-Epstein files will follow him forever.

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@katato__ Is it though? Pretty weak character development.
Obi Wan dies and comes back to guide Luke to save the galaxy.
Gandalf came back to save Middle Earth.
Jesus is pretty lame in comparison. Says Hi to his mates and then goes on holiday in the Americas?

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@Isabelletkrause Capitalism.

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@RossKehoe22 @sahill_og Classic.

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@defense_civil25 Wow. The US is mental. Government agents able to kill citizens without any liability. So much for freedom.

[Pastor Alex @PastorAlexLove]

Isaac Newton invented the first GAY LAZER in 1665 to make people gay.

[Stu Nimmo @stunimmo]

@rustyrockets @TRobinsonNewEra 🤮

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@FoxNews ..and you wonder why people call you the US propaganda network?

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@davidmcgeoch9 @Zenbloke Go yersel. Can't imagine voting for anyone else.

[Governor Newsom Press Office (parody) @AwesomeNewsom]

DEAR DONALD TRUMP,

THANK YOU FOR SUBMITTING YOUR APPLICATION TO THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE COMMITTEE.

WHILE YOUR WAR ON IRAN IS IMPRESSIVE, WE FEEL YOU SHOULD APPLY TO THE INTERNATIONAL COURT AT THE HAGUE. YOU ARE EXACTLY WHO THEY'RE LOOKING FOR.