DjClitoris

the things I hear and say

[DjClitoris @LastnamePun]

*deletes twitter*

[DjClitoris @LastnamePun]

Bowls for breakfast

[OG STEAMiN WiLLiE BEAMEN @nohoesbilly]

I got game over tatted on my knuckles and this bitch still played me

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Online Activists Raise $5 Million To Create New Martin Luther King Jr. Quote

This and more on today's episode of The Topical: https://t.co/cKiKb3aXm9

[DjClitoris @LastnamePun]

Lmao i cant believe she doesnt voice the teacher from recess cuz she looks JUST like her

[KIKI 🛖 @kikicheea]

Amazing black voice actors! A Thread:

[DjClitoris @LastnamePun]

Ill do just about anything but you wont see me closer than 100ft to a drop tower

[JailynK. @RoyalJailyn]

I hate a mf who don’t wanna ride shit🙄

[DjClitoris @LastnamePun]

Bowls for breakfast

[The Onion @TheOnion]

ExxonMobil Simplifies Oil Extraction By Cutting Earth In Half https://t.co/nOYwRlCzGL

[DjClitoris @LastnamePun]

Twitter isnt reality pass it on

[DjClitoris @LastnamePun]

@matt6berries Too late

[DjClitoris @LastnamePun]

It was 🔥

[DjClitoris @LastnamePun]

@DoBeCho Dont u want cool drippy scars

[Akira Toriyama Art @ToriyamaArts]

Dr. Slump - 1980

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Desperate Sports Fan Would Almost Be Willing To Watch Own Kids Play In Backyard At This Point https://t.co/smPpYAd9AM

[Tatiana Prowell, MD @tmprowell]

The US has performed its first double lung transplant for lung damage caused by #COVID19. The recipient is a 20 yr old woman. She remains on a ventilator at this time. The damage inflicted by #SARSCoV2 is stunning. Via @nytimes

https://t.co/SrJG56VOlR

[z @zachreinert0]

Cops be like “I can’t be racist, my wife’s eye is black”