The Laughing Stockbroker®

David Goldman: Keynote Speaker| Comedy Writer| Bringing humor and insight to business, investing, and the economy.

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Mini Mouse checking her ESOP on a cig break #Disneyworld #401k #personalinvesting #LaughingSBroker #TheLaughingStockbroker

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

Imagine seeing this before entering Disney world

[Mastery Mindset @_masterymindset]

Elon Musk literally broke down his 5-step process for applying first-principles thinking to build anything:

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@MatrixMysteries Brave of her to film during an earthquake

[New York Post @nypost]

Tom Brady's $150M mansion in Miami's famed 'Billionaire Bunker' is complete https://t.co/h5xgi01LpF

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@nypost Comparing the avg home in the USA 🇺🇸to Tom Brady’s new bunker is like people from India 🇮🇳 comparing their Shack to the avg home in the USA
Avg home value in the USA $400k
Avg Ann income for married couple 🇺🇸$124k
Average annual salary in India🇮🇳
$3,051 per year

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Me trying to Time the Market 📈

[Sierra @Sierra_rak]

It’s not the Winter Olympics without watching this clip (sound on) at least a hundred times

Oh monsieuuurr

[Sierra @Sierra_rak]

It’s not the Winter Olympics without watching this clip (sound on) at least a hundred times

Oh monsieuuurr

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

This is how markets work

[Chamath Palihapitiya @chamath]

So good…

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@RudeTooters @PAOnTheMic @grok https://t.co/ZJOMZOILaF

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@BobCochburn69 @PAOnTheMic https://t.co/ZJOMZOILaF

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@lmhccb @PAOnTheMic @grok https://t.co/ZJOMZOILaF

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@EastEndJoe THATS NOT EPSTEIN. it’s ANTHONY BOURDAIN. #truth

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@megynkelly Hey. At least that’s One Minute and Six Seconds we didn’t have to hear her sing.

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⁦@SecRubio⁩ talks about how tariffs affect people PLAYING The Stock Market. @cnn ⁦@briantylercohen⁩ ⁦@theallinpod⁩ #401k #403b #retirement #retire #stockmarket #TheLaughingStockbroker https://t.co/FucXTm8hmR

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@WSJ I’m retired and I do all those things it in a three dimensional way and with plenty of cortisone in my hips, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes.

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@Inc So, slash spending by hiring new folks?

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@cb_doge Fertile

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TLRY is currently at $1.6400. Check it out on Yahoo Finance https://t.co/egbSEsGsdU in case you're still keeping score... It's a DEAD CAT BOUNCE #personalinvesting #stockmarket #ThrLaughingStockbroker

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@06Kiu @clownworld It's like a giant chastity belt.