𝐋𝐎𝐙 🍒

[𝓂𝒶𝓇𝒾𝒶 ✴︎ @mariaoarchive]

please don’t underestimate my ability to forget the contents of a book I loved deeply

[moonglade @gxre_lxve]

it’s actually so cute when birds chirp in the morning like awwwww goodmorning guys

[︎︎ s @saeioura]

i could never be a gambler i just spent money on pastries that weren’t even that good and my chest started to hurt

[Cohen is a ghost @skullmandible]

parents' phones make notification sounds I've never heard in my life

[ѕєиɪ @zalatwicc]

i said it's my favorite movie i didn't say it was good

[bonnie @fwrosting]

when my mom behaves i reward her with information about my life

[c ☆ @tintafey]

new photo of god on set of the bible

[tay @hairball1952]

travelling with a book fully aware you won’t open it even once during your stay

[spongebob @spongebob7117]

trying to figure out if the old man is being nice to me in a girl dad way or a perverted way

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

When your mom takes you to the scary car wash when you're 4 years old

[N4V4RR0! @Zer0reflect]

this the shit they showed in disclosure day and cut to people crying

[ariel🫍 @pathologictwo]

best part of any sport is when the goalie makes a really good save and everyone starts treating them like this

[Eren 💋 @erenfromtargets]

pulled in mcdonald’s drive thru and the cashier said “welcome back”

[Zito @_Zeets]

First time I had a margarita:

[girlboss mageboss guildboss boss boss sacha @thugmajesty7]

Can’t believe the actor that played the joker is named walking penis

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

how it feels setting up face id on a new phone

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

why is it getting harder and harder to find a good movie to watch while eating?

[orion @cosmlcfire]

in your car the radio up
in your car the radio up

[Cuck Liddell @c0ck_l3snar]

pleading insanity when I go to court for an unpaid parking ticket

[abi 🌱 @hxrrop]

Shout out to the man who asked if I needed help getting my suitcase off the train yesterday and when I told him no thank you he started singing independent woman by destinys child