laura martin

Keep me where the light is

[U.S. Soccer Men's National Team @USMNT]

.@taylorswift13 we know you love your London Boy… but we’re gonna do our best to make Miss Americana proud today 🇺🇸

[laura martin @Laur_529]

@ZDoyle31 Stop tweeting, your coffee is getting cold.

[laura martin @Laur_529]

Why isn’t there a @tacobell in any airport?

[Rebecca Traister @rtraister]

"With sorrow—for this Court, but more, for the many millions of American women who have today lost a fundamental constitutional protection—we dissent."

[Andy Cohen @Andy]

Joe Manchin is a POS. Ok now back to #RHOBH

[laura martin @Laur_529]

@nickdaniels39 @CatWorkers Perfect start to a Thursday, tysm.

[laura martin @Laur_529]

If Fez and Lexi don’t hook up this season I will revolt

[Cher @cher]

Have to take shower

[laura martin @Laur_529]

Why does a phone take 15 minutes to go from 40% to 5% but it lasts 3 hours to go from 5% to dead.

[laura martin @Laur_529]

Movies I will always watch if they are on TV:
1) Saving Private Ryan
2) Cast Away
3) A Perfect Storm
4) Pearl Harbor

And obviously all the Harry Potters.

[laura martin @Laur_529]

@jcoriellm 😭😭😭😭

[MS NOW @MSNOWNews]

.@SteveKornacki’s khakis are more than just an internet sensation. They are doing some good!

As a part of #GivingTuesday, Steve announced @Gap will donate 500 pairs of its khaki pants to @BGCA_Clubs Workforce Readiness program in his honor.

Check out the announcement here.

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

At the time the Constitution was ratified, women couldn't vote, much less be judges.

[laura martin @Laur_529]

Why do people who live in LA wear sweatshirts and sweaters in the middle of summer. Aren’t they all dying of heat? I truly do not understand.

[laura martin @Laur_529]

Whats one of the more embarrassing things you’ve asked your parents to do for you as an adult?I’ll go first: I just had to ask my dad to drive 1 hour into the city to make sure I turned off the coffee pot in my condo while I’m out of town. I am 30 years old.

[Law⚡️ @LawJSharma]

We’re officially living in a Parks and Rec episode. #WearAMask

[Akilah Hughes @AkilahObviously]

White women: please keep this “I want to speak to the manager energy” about the police. You were told by AppleCare that life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness applied to all people, and no, you would not like to be placed on hold.

[Qasim Basir @qasimabasir]

Now would be a good time to remind Everyone that this happened earlier this month. No tear gas. No bullets.

[Pod Save America @PodSaveAmerica]

CNN's @andersoncooper to Donald Trump: "Who's the thug here?"