Brooke Randolph

Got Corgis? Runner. Yogi. Explorer.

[Brooke Randolph @LauraBrookeR]

@JDVance This sounds like… a crazy story.

[Brooke Randolph @LauraBrookeR]

@IAmVerySilky @KamalaHarris Well yeah. That’s what you do with felons.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

After years of complaining about cancel culture, the current administration has taken it to a new and dangerous level by routinely threatening regulatory action against media companies unless they muzzle or fire reporters and commentators it doesn’t like. https://t.co/uts7JpJZzN

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

Wake up, America.

[James Talarico @jamestalarico]

I just went on Fox News to tell the truth about the redistricting power grab in Texas.

I asked a simple question: “If Republican policies are so popular, why do they need to redraw these maps; why not run on their policies?”

He refused to answer — and cut the interview early.

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

You know how people called women hysterical for predicting the right wing would take down Roe v. Wade (which they've done) and then attack access to birth control (which they're doing)? Hear me when I say that women's very right to vote is next.

[Shawn Harris for Congress @ShawnForGeorgia]

Marjorie Taylor Greene doesn't want you to know the name of her opponent but will try every desperate attempt to save her seat.

My name is Shawn Harris. I am a Democrat, husband, father, retired General, farmer, and I'm running against MTG. Can you retweet and spread the word?

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

Your homicide rate is literally DOUBLE California’s.

[Brooke Randolph @LauraBrookeR]

“…Maybe the problem is YOU.” No Joe. I was ready for you to go this season! #Youseason5

[The Real Housewives Polls @TheRHPolls]

Happy Easter 🐣 ❤️

[LateNighter @latenightercom]

SNL debuts a new Elon Musk: Mike Myers

[Brooke Randolph @LauraBrookeR]

@SawyerMerritt Having Special Government Employee as one of his titles is so embarrassing. It’s about as creative as the cyber truck model.

[Brooke Randolph @LauraBrookeR]

@cwebbonline @malcolmkenyatta Preach!! 🙌🏻

[Brooke Randolph @LauraBrookeR]

@0liviajulianna The call is coming from inside the house 🫠 Texas, we have to get rid of Abbott! Wheel that man on out of here to the Gulf of “America”.

[Brooke Randolph @LauraBrookeR]

@Joconfil @bryan_dossey @BGatesIsaPyscho Zero.

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

When I started talking about Oligarchy, many people didn't understand what I meant.

Well, that's changed.

When the 3 wealthiest men in America sit behind Trump at his inauguration, everyone understands that the billionaire class now controls our government.

We must fight back.

[Brooke Randolph @LauraBrookeR]

@ChrisDJackson Thoughts and prayers.

[Brooke Randolph @LauraBrookeR]

What am I supposed to do without seeing Spencer Pratt everything 60 seconds?!

[JustRalphy @JustRalphyyy]

A Christmas Dinner. #thelastofus

[Brooke Randolph @LauraBrookeR]

@JimJarmuschHair This will forever make me laugh.