Ms Puppet-Wrangler

'I'm just winking tiddles in my little happy cup.' (Nabokov) Scottish immigrant in Canada, trying to make my way in the world. RTs =/= endorsement.

[Nicola Sturgeon @NicolaSturgeon]

If she doesn’t mind, I’ll now just wait for whoever will become the 5th PM (so far) during my time as FM 😉

[MarshFamilySongs @MarshSongs]

Here's a cheeky little sea shanty ⚓️🎶(an adaptation of #Wellerman) about #SuellaBraverman - we were sad to see her go, because we had to make this much quicker than we anticipated...

@SuellaBraverman @RestIsPolitics #Tofu #Rwanda @NathanEvanss @krishgm #EnoughIsEnough #wokerati

[Ms Puppet-Wrangler @LauraCEStewart]

Does @FedExCanada ever attempt to deliver items before they claim you're not home and redirects them somewhere else? Because this is ridiculous and only ever happens with FedEx.

[OwlKitty @Owl__Kitty]

Happy Valentine’s Day 🚢😻 #OwlKitty #Titanic #ValentinesDay #LeonardoDicaprio #AdoptDontShop

[Dean Blundell🇨🇦 @ItsDeanBlundell]

Canadian insurrectionists are now getting home visits from the police - natural consequences are the best ones. And yes, Karen, the police monitor socials. All of them.

[Ms Puppet-Wrangler @LauraCEStewart]

@strngestera @MaryJoHates45 Then scroll on by. That's the beauty of twitter.

[Ms Puppet-Wrangler @LauraCEStewart]

@guest_val @strngestera @MaryJoHates45 Sure, but they don't need to be invited in by a random person on twitter.

[Ms Puppet-Wrangler @LauraCEStewart]

@strngestera @MaryJoHates45 Maybe Canadian law enforcement has it under control. I don't know, I don't make that decision. But there's very little point in tagging in the FBI on a tweet about something happening in an entirely different country.

[Ms Puppet-Wrangler @LauraCEStewart]

@strngestera @MaryJoHates45 @TiMunoz @FBI Sure, but they have to be invited in by Canadian law enforcement.

[Sharon Apple @Sharonapple123]

Self-identified protestor tried to burn down a building in Ottawa. This wasn't a mere prank - they tried to tape the door handles closed so that no one could get in or out.

Anyone recognize him?

[Ms Puppet-Wrangler @LauraCEStewart]

Hi, @TPSOperations, do you know when the downtown roads will reopen? I need to know if I have to figure out a circuitous route into work at 7am tomorrow or if it will be normal. Thanks!

[Ms Puppet-Wrangler @LauraCEStewart]

Are the Honk for Herpes people back today? Asking for Toronto.

[Brittlestar @brittlestar]

Canada is 1/10th the size of USA
If the US has had 900K Covid deaths
it stands to reason that we should have had 90K deaths
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Sadly, we've lost 34K.
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So it's possible there are 56K Canadians still alive because most of us did what we had to do
Maybe you know one of them

[Ms Puppet-Wrangler @LauraCEStewart]

Obviously some people failed geography in school.

[Henry Inskip @hsinskip]

Trump flag carrying protesters on horse back in downtown Ottawa. @PringleJosh @ctvottawa

[Ms Puppet-Wrangler @LauraCEStewart]

@monicarooney YAY! This is great news.

[Ms Puppet-Wrangler @LauraCEStewart]

@monicarooney I just hope that nobody dies because they can't make it to the hospital in time.

[Ms Puppet-Wrangler @LauraCEStewart]

@monicarooney I just wonder what sort of circuitous route ambulances are going to have to take.

[iacovos michael 🇨🇦 @IacovosMichael]

In the 1st wave, we called them heroes.
In the 2nd wave, we called them heroes.
In the 3rd wave, we called them heroes.
In the 4th wave, we allowed a small number of people to intimidate them.
In the 5th wave, we are asking them to hide...
#onpoli #HealthcareHero

[Ms Puppet-Wrangler @LauraCEStewart]

@monicarooney Jesus