Laura Claudia

Tekstforfatter. Oversætter. Musikanmelder.

[Laura Claudia @LauraClaudia]

@AllanStRasmuss2 @DanmarksRadioDR Det samme her, ingen livekanaler sender live.

[Laura Claudia @LauraClaudia]

@MsMelChen Has anyone tagged @Aiannucci yet?

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Let’s go here, have a nice cold pint and wait for all this to blow over.

[Margaret E Atwood @MargaretAtwood]

Here's a piece of literature by me, suitable for seventeen-year-olds in Alberta schools, unlike -- we are told -- The Handmaid's Tale. (Sorry, kids; your Minister of Education thinks you are stupid babies.)

John and Mary were both very, very good children. They never picked their noses or had bowel movements or zits. They grew up and married each other, and produced five perfect children without ever having sex. Although they claimed to be Christian, they paid no attention to what Jesus actually said about the poor and the Good Samaritan and forgiving your enemies and such; instead, they practised selfish rapacious capitalism, because they worshipped Ayn Rand. (Though they ignored the scene in The Fountainhead where “welcomed rape” is advocated, because who wants to dwell, and also that would have involved sex and would de facto be pornographic. Well, it kind of is, eh?) Oh, and they never died, because who wants to dwell on, you know, death and corpses and yuk? So they lived happily ever after. But while they were doing that The Handmaid’s Tale came true and Danielle Smith found herself with a nice new blue dress but no job. The end.

[Liz @lzreads]

“Meet the AI-powered—“ no, I don’t want to ❤️ I don’t think I will actually ❤️❤️❤️

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

forgive me father for i have synthed

[Laura Claudia @LauraClaudia]

@AtrocityGuide Thank you ♥️

[Laura Claudia @LauraClaudia]

@OJoelsen The rhetoric is terrifying. We need to have it. We have to have it. That's one step away from "We are going to have it".

[Laura Claudia @LauraClaudia]

@ShouldHaveCat Peanut

[Juan José Ponce Vázquez @jjponcevazquez]

I saw this and had to share it.

[Laura Claudia @LauraClaudia]

@classiclits Ian Banks - The Wasp Factory. Read it maybe 10 years ago, made an immense impression.

[Laura Claudia @LauraClaudia]

@bushontheradio Love them. Suggestion: Doesn’t put the divider thing down after their shopping on the conveyor belt cunt (gotta be a better way to write that, but you know the prick)

[Laura Claudia @LauraClaudia]

@ChefReactions https://t.co/HP2qHNhINB

[Laura Claudia @LauraClaudia]

@ATRightMovies That’s just like, uh, you’re opinion, man

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

England making it to the Euro semi-finals.

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

Music streaming apps should have a function that lets you switch off Deluxe Editions of classic albums. No, I don't want to listen to a demo version of your biggest hit that sounds like it has been recorded on a potato.

[Nathalie Vincent @awlilnatty]

The only perspective on AI that matters