low-rah🦋

[low-rah🦋 @LauraDAOfficial]

@Uhhlexys

[XYZ ANON @ogug8]

Apparently Michael Jackson isn't dead he's a wrestler in Brazil

[#IMHER @_moethoughts]

I WAS FACETIMING THIS BOY WHILE I WAS AT THE STORE.. I GOT IN LINE TO PAY FOR MY STUFF.. IM LIKE "IMA PUT U IN MY POCKET TIL IM DONE".. HE LIKE OK 🙂.. SOON AS I PUT THE PHONE IN MY POCKET DUDE STARTED SCREAMIN "🗣AHHHHH GET ME OUTTA HERE!!! I CANT BREATHE!!! AHHHHHH!!!"... BRO😂

[alissacaliente @alissacaliente]

this is a good story but i especially like the BBC's use of quotes to clarify that this dog did not in fact legally adopt the ducklings https://t.co/2GHkHpGM9P

[Cheetos Arabia @CheetosArabia]

#Damndaniel back at it again with the Hot Cheetos!

[︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ @axasmile]

call me ranch cause i b dressin

[gregg @Gregggyboy]

Picture this: You’re 31. You just married your soulmate and are on your way to your beautiful honeymoon.The plane lands in Bora Bora, as it touches the ground your wife begins clapping. She’s an airplane clapper. You get on a plane right back to America and you never speak again.

[Goudie @Goudie15]

Here if life is actually some sort ae mad computer simulation can somecunt turn ma character aff the fuckin hard settin please

[jaboukie @jaboukie]

me on public transit listening to music pretending like i’m in an indie movie

[K @kurphh]

aight y’all didn’t have to take it there https://t.co/Pjmo73yGdW