Laura Elyse

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[Laura Elyse @LauraElyse_]

Ayyyyee way to go boys!!!

[Durfee Athletics @DurfeeAthletics]

Freshman boys basketball win @ Braintree 51-34. Jaishawn Fernandez-Ray 14, Jaylen Lambert 11. Durfee (10-1) host BR Thursday 1/26/23 for a 3:30 game. @frps_durfee

[Laura Elyse @LauraElyse_]

It takes me 2 days and 2947 resets to watch anything on the @BravoTV app. BRB while I throw my clicker at the tv.

[Laura Elyse @LauraElyse_]

JK I meant 4 times. After we gave credit card and address info and the @dominos we ordered from said they didn’t have the order. 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Laura Elyse @LauraElyse_]

When it takes 3 different orders via online and phone call to *possibly* get @dominos you need to have a bottle of wine readily accessible. #ridiculous #process #unnecessary

[Laura Elyse @LauraElyse_]

I should watch this game on mute because feeling extreme rage listening to Joe Buck kiss Houston’s ass isn’t how I planned on spending my Friday night.

[Laura Elyse @LauraElyse_]

These announcers are TERRRRRIBLEEEEE. I didn’t know I was watching the Rays broadcast.

[Laura Elyse @LauraElyse_]

@Hertz Thanks Tiana. At the LAX airport location. Everyone who was working was nice, but losing a significant amount of time like that is unacceptable.

[Laura Elyse @LauraElyse_]

#1 from who?? Cause I’m pretty sure that waiting an hour for a car that you have a reservation for doesn’t satisfy anyone. @Hertz 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Laura Elyse @LauraElyse_]

You know what’s not the most fun? Buying a birthday gift for a significant other, getting broken up with, returning the gift, and @FedEx losing the package.....

[Laura Elyse @LauraElyse_]

@livleyxo And crying at the same time!

[Laura Elyse @LauraElyse_]

@chrissyteigen Just gonna leave this here for some people who need it.

[Laura Elyse @LauraElyse_]

@britburke @SerenaandLily This sounds absolutely HORRIBLE!! I’m so sorry to hear Brit!!

[Laura Elyse @LauraElyse_]

@nikiornicole @chrissyteigen Just here to say I don’t think it’s lame you replied. I think it’s brave of (both of) you to talk about your experience publicly because that can continue to help others open up about similar struggles. Wishing you both the best. ❤️

[Laura Elyse @LauraElyse_]

There is nothing more annoying than just having to deal with the fact you can feel your ovaries doing their damn thing in your uterus. Keep fluttering around in there and living your best lives!!!!! Not trying to sleep or anything. 😡😡😡

[Laura Elyse @LauraElyse_]

@mattbarnesRHP 😣😣

[Honey, the land! @angryblkhoemo]

Almost as if the "blue lives matter" stuff was never about loving police as much as just hating Black people.

[Laura Elyse @LauraElyse_]

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[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

Please share with friends and family in Georgia:

If you voted absentee in Georgia, please check the status of your ballot now.

If it was rejected, you have until 5pm on Friday, November 6, to fix it and make sure your vote counts.

https://t.co/dbcsk0fv0R

[Laura Elyse @LauraElyse_]

@kylegriffin1 @mgirafferty Ya but like I don’t even want her around. She can stay away for 2 more months.

[Andrew Lawrence @ndrew_lawrence]

Wow, weird how the same people who said they wanted "peaceful protests" are now Very Upset at NBA players for protesting in literally the most peaceful way possible