Laura 🐀 🌲❄️ ⛷

Very Legal and Very Cool with Great and Unmatched Wisdom. Always up for road trips & 80s dance parties. RTs because I haven't slept since Nov '16 #Resist

[Laura 🐀 🌲❄️ ⛷ @LauraInColorado]

@broderick My kitty has a heart ❤️ on her toe

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

So basic even AI gets it

[Laura 🐀 🌲❄️ ⛷ @LauraInColorado]

@Arkenor @darth My nearest UK imports store is 4 hours away so yeah 😂

[darth™ @darth]

imagine being so racist u start a conversation with "If blackface is racist, then..."

[Aaron Reynolds @aaronreynolds]

Hey pals. Jimmy Fallon is making a voting push for the Webby Awards, and my lead has dwindled to almost nothing. Please vote for me, and mobilize your friends, so that I don't lose this award to the multimillionaire host of the longest running show on TV. https://t.co/NXl6e3E4nB

[Pennsylvania SPCA @PSPCA]

"What day did you say it was? Tuesday? Again?"

We are back with another #TuesdaysWithGotti, but we are hoping it can be one of the lasts.

Gotti has been waiting nearly 700 days for his perfect family. For information, email [email protected].

[Laura 🐀 🌲❄️ ⛷ @LauraInColorado]

@GovofCO Governor, please check out Strawberry Hot Springs the next time you’re in Steamboat!

[Chris Hayes @chrislhayes]

This is the best part

[Reed Galen @reedgalen]

The Civil War started in April 1861 as insurrectionists attacked Fort Sumter. The Civil War ended in April 1865 as US Grant accepted RE Lee’s surrender. The confederacy was traitorous and full of losers. There is no “heritage” other than slavery and bloodshed.

[ProPublica @propublica]

For decades, Justice Clarence Thomas has secretly accepted luxury trips from a major Republican donor, newly obtained documents and interviews show.

The extent and frequency of these apparent gifts to Thomas has no known precedent in modern SCOTUS history... 🧵👇

[Laura 🐀 🌲❄️ ⛷ @LauraInColorado]

@emamadden @darth Hi 👋 Moneypenny! From another Miss Moneypenny!

[Laura 🐀 🌲❄️ ⛷ @LauraInColorado]

@CatsOfYore @AnchorageMuseum Excellent alt text! 😹

[Laura 🐀 🌲❄️ ⛷ @LauraInColorado]

@CatsOfYore I have only had cats who pass at a young age from multiple health problems (FIV, cancer, thyroid, you name it). I finally have a cat soaring into her senior years with all 9 lives left. Meet 11 year old Socks Socks

[Laura 🐀 🌲❄️ ⛷ @LauraInColorado]

@RecordsClaudine @CatsOfYore So very sorry for the loss of your dear friend 💜🌈

[darth™ @darth]

wait how cold is it in new york today

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

What word is like nails on a chalkboard to you?

We can take it.

[Laura 🐀 🌲❄️ ⛷ @LauraInColorado]

@darth Will a girl skiing in a hotdog suit be acceptable darth?

[Laura 🐀 🌲❄️ ⛷ @LauraInColorado]

@gtconway3d @atrupar

[George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway3d]

In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate, yet equally important, groups: the police, who investigate crime; and the district attorneys, who prosecute the offenders. These are their stories.

[Keith Boykin @keithboykin]

@therecount Yes, we all remember when Jesus left his third wife behind at his Bethlehem beach estate, flew by private jet to his gold-plated Jerusalem penthouse, and was escorted by his disciples in a motorcarde to surrender to Pontius Pilate for paying 130 silver coins to hide an affair.