Laura

tree enthusiast

[Laura @LauraJane6090]

Just redownloaded this app to laugh at a full decade of my own jokes. Thanks for having me

[Laura @LauraJane6090]

happy lil bird watcher

[samantha @milkygoddess]

seems like nobody wants to get off their ass and go bowling these days

[Laura @LauraJane6090]

During dinner Layla asked “wait, how long did it take for this food to get here from China?” and immediately I forgot about all the times she pissed me off today. Kids are magic like that.

[Laura @LauraJane6090]

this is my life

[Laura @LauraJane6090]

I'm not the coolest person you'll ever meet but I am, in fact, the sleepiest

[Laura @LauraJane6090]

Layla’s rocking the tummy rolls, so who says you can’t ?

[Jon @ArfMeasures]

Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over?

Me: Because you like me

Cop: omg shut up I do not

[Laura @LauraJane6090]

@CSiemsen73 damn that’s dark

[Laura @LauraJane6090]

Also Ratatouille apparently!!? I’m packing my things.

[Laura @LauraJane6090]

Avery has never seen Toy Story 3 and has therefore never experienced true emotion. Be honest... is this relationship doomed?

[James @CaucasianJames]

just realized jesus never had a s’more. whatever. not my problem

[Laura @LauraJane6090]

“can you pause the movie i need to refill my bowl of Cheerios” me to me

[Laura @LauraJane6090]

@paige_robs I took mine bc of a dang hangover I feel betrayed

[Laura @LauraJane6090]

If there isn’t music playing then not shit will get done

[Laura @LauraJane6090]

@Carly_Matt damn you got toddler coworkers too?

[Laura @LauraJane6090]

@ShealynnRose We’ve evolved

[Laura @LauraJane6090]

So sad that our grandchildren will never know what planking is

[sio @bestinsio]

I dont know what gender I was assigned at birth. I dont remember anything from that day

[Laura @LauraJane6090]

a series