Laura 🌵

do what makes you happy.

[Noreen Masud @NoreenMasud]

@KatyaTaylor honestly I am very stupid and oblivious in a way that’s been a real blessing throughout my life

[actually it’s good @yungchomsky]

sorry but if you’re walking slower than me on the sidewalk, you’re my enemy. walking faster than me? also my enemy. now if you’re walking at the same speed as me… hmm yeah I’m thinking enemy

[Kay @400_kay]

@InternetH0F Preach

Wireless headphones that run out of battery, fall out of your ear and onto the sidewalk, or even malfunction due to my sweat are the worst

Sometimes you just want dumb technology, I don’t need my headphones synced up with my tax report I just want them to play music

[Laura 🌵 @LauraJeanBean13]

@oracleghost Keeping you in my thoughts during these trying times

[Laura 🌵 @LauraJeanBean13]

@AugustWest61817 @DavidBegnaud @DrKimRN1964 A few buildings / establishments downtown participate! Hot Club flashes their lights and the building at 50 Kennedy Plaza illuminates the phrase “good night hasbro.” It’s so heartwarming to see!

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

Me reappearing in people’s lives after inexplicably disappearing for several months…

[🦇 𝔓𝔞𝔦𝔤𝔢 🖖🏻 @nyxxkitsune]

@priya_ebooks Him: “I was clearly supposed to be the one having the most fun and it would appear I am not. I don’t want to play anymore.”

[Ignis @ignis_corvid]

@KOSMICANDY

[rico @somethinglovely]

y is this me

[Olukitibi Farms @Olukitibi_Farms]

@InternetH0F

[Trent @Woodlandbuckle]

@LanreRaul @mathhewNFT @emiliallure @InternetH0F

[pavlo @LaughterHaver]

It’s so funny when people say that cutting the foreskin off is more sanitary. Yeah bro if I cut my hands off I guess I wouldn’t have to wash them anymore either

[leni @babubarfs]

this can't be the same pay my coworkers are raising 3 kids with

[Laura 🌵 @LauraJeanBean13]

@stinky__monkey @stinkykatie @oracleghost @etherhial Aw omg ❤️ this makes me all teary eyed

[ADHD Jesse @adhdjesse]

Asking me to estimate how long something will take is like asking me how many gumballs are in the jar, but I can’t see the jar.

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

i don’t know why I thought I’d be a mom who was totally on top of shit when I have never once in my life been a person who is totally on top of shit

[ginger snap @gingersideup]

@Eunoia883 @melatonincherry @couturecrema buying new leather is unethical, but also buying new plastic leather is also unethical. buy secondhand genuine leather, the leather exists already. if u throw it away that animal died in vain(again). clothing waste never goes away. stop making MORE leather. plastic or real