Mark Johnson

33% of The Twisted Melons, Musician, Peacenik, Renaissance Man, Kintyreman.

[Mark Johnson @MarkMelon]

Me when talking about any subject.

[Grace @graceyldn]

Why do I keep getting fake ads of Nigel Farage booting a guy on Question Time?!

[Todd Spence @Todd_Spence]

George Carlin's standup over footage of Splinter from the live Ninja Turtles show from the '90s 🤣 so good

[Sir Tommy Farmer @SirNotTomFarmer]

How come this 1990 Scotland World Cup song isn’t even on @Spotify?

Someone needs to get it sorted @FishDerekDick @DougieVipond @Runrig1973 @TheSilencers 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🦁☀️🏳️‍🌈

[Mark Johnson @MarkMelon]

We didn’t have turbo virgin stat shaggers then and people enjoyed the artistry of football

[P🇵🇸 @BielsaBall]

Looking back on 2002 World Cup, did players/people just not care about records until Ronaldo/Messi? R9 had 8 goals in the tournament, Brazil had 2 penalties in the group, and he took none of them. His penalty record was 50/59 in his career as well.

[Mark Johnson @MarkMelon]

Good effort, but come on man.

[Bobbi @kittenaround_51]

This is how whiskey should feel, looks yummy 🥃

[Ni Dios ni Rey @AbaloneOrtega]

Si Hitler hubiera aplicado las condiciones que está aplicando Donald Trump a la selección de fútbol de Irán, Jesse Owens no hubiera ganado ninguna medalla en los Juegos Olímpicos de Berlín

[Mark Johnson @MarkMelon]

Everyone knows FIFA choose hosts based on who bribes them the most

[Alexi Lalas @AlexiLalas]

You lost.

[KeithJ1892 @KeithJ1892]

Seriously something wrong with people

[aimée 🇮🇪🇵🇸 @sapphyreblayze]

No wonder the English have been chasing the high of the '66 World Cup for 60 years, they're never touching this.

[New York Post @nypost]

Scientists turn yeast found in gut of ancient mummy into 'very good' sourdough bread - beer's next https://t.co/u26QHUPweP

[Andy @andymuirhd]

This is the send off that Paraguay get heading to the World Cup after 16 years. After 28 years, Scotland get Subo on a fucking bridge.

[estelle allen @__crunge]

????????????

[East German Visuals @GDRvisuals]

A young member of the East German border guards, 1970s.

[JUNGLE BHOY @lionsroar67]

Celtic do not need an Irishman or ex-player to be a manager

Or coaches do not need to be ex-players

Our CEO and board members do not need to be fans of the club or St aloysius alumni

We need to be searching for the best in class and that search should be global

[Branko Milanovic @BrankoMilan]

Nonchalance about war.

[Mark Johnson @MarkMelon]

Scotland will do well to get two points in this World Cup group

[Ajoje⚽⚖️ @israel_ajoje]

Pele won 3 world cups tho

How did he win them without reaching the final?

[Mark Johnson @MarkMelon]

The World Cup songs.

[not bort van houten again @Bortvanhoutenn]

These vs England fans with patio chairs

[Alan MacLeod @AlanRMacLeod]

Every single one of these people is a war criminal.