Laura

I want something good to die for, to make it beautiful to live

[Laura @LauraKate84]

I’ve had 21 hours sleep this weekend.

[Laura @LauraKate84]

I’ve turned into a zoflora wanker. Where’s my million followers and cleaning book deal? 🙄

[Laura @LauraKate84]

@BeardedGenius Yeah it’s a shit show innit?

[Laura @LauraKate84]

I am in the market for a kitten, Male ideally. So if anyone knows of any kittens for sale in the Wakefield area, lemme know.

[Laura @LauraKate84]

I swear my neighbours are nocturnal. Why do you mow your lawn at 9 o’clock at night? Why do you let your 3 year old play out until 10pm? It’s annoying as fuck.

[Laura @LauraKate84]

Going to work for 4 hours has killed me. My fat arse has gotten used to working on the sofa for the last 10 weeks.

[Laura @LauraKate84]

@1chappers It was really teeny, once I took my eyes off it I couldn’t spot it again.

[Laura @LauraKate84]

I see it! So teeny tiny but I see it! #SpaceX

[Laura @LauraKate84]

Stood watching the ISS and then #SpaceX out of the window with bats flying around the garden was quite surreal.

[Laura @LauraKate84]

I still wanna be an astronaut.

[Laura @LauraKate84]

@biscuitsnaffler Yeah he’s ace. Get him a gold suit. I’m a bit bored of it after 3 episodes. Will watch some more tomorrow.

[Laura @LauraKate84]

This McDonald’s monopoly documentary sounds good but 6 episodes? Dunno if I can be arsed with that

[Laura @LauraKate84]

I’m enjoying #spaceforce
Just the right amount of silly.

[Laura @LauraKate84]

Would quite like my poorly bonce to not be poorly anymore 🤕

[Laura @LauraKate84]

@AdamRichman You need to try one of these. You will not regret it.

[Laura @LauraKate84]

Probably could have picked something a bit cheerier

[Laura @LauraKate84]

Well this Jeffrey Epstein documentary is grim.

[Laura @LauraKate84]

Opened the curtains and by chance spotted the ISS passing by 😍 🚀

[Laura @LauraKate84]

To top it off, I think I’ve just broken my toe 🤦🏻‍♀️🤣

[Laura @LauraKate84]

@1chappers @biscuitsnaffler @drunkmum81 I love it. Don’t drink tonic but it’s superb with lemonade