Laura Ryan

[Insert something clever and/or deeply personal here] #hashtag #hashtag #hashtag

[Laura Ryan @LauraRyanSays]

HEI Ranch looks amazing. And it’s RUGGED! @timheidecker #hei #OnCinemaOscarSpecial

P.S.- The ranch tan is a good look for you Tim!

[Laura Ryan @LauraRyanSays]

An amazing OT win from team USA!!! Hockey is by far the best. #Olympics2026 #USAHockey

[Laura Ryan @LauraRyanSays]

Wow, HUGE L @nbc and @USANetwork!! No one wants to watch the women’s speed skating over the hockey semifinals!! Put on Canada vs. Finland, something people actually care about. #Olympics2026 #fail

[wint @dril]

my hope is that AI can empower the Dumbest, Least talented slobs i know to replace everything i ever loved with One Million Years of Content

[Laura Ryan @LauraRyanSays]

lol

[Laura Ryan @LauraRyanSays]

@nicksta_napo No one cares about soccer, you loser.

[Laura Ryan @LauraRyanSays]

Dude, to let politics allow you to actually try to KILL SOMEONE is fucking insane. The guy that did this was a loser greaseball, and he got exactly what he deserved. How dare you try to take anyone’s life? Put life above politics, ffs. #TRUMPASSASSINATION

[Laura Ryan @LauraRyanSays]

Back to back!!! Absolute domination! Didn’t win by less than 13 pts in the last 2 #NCAAMarchMadness tourneys.

Coach Hurley is an advocate & winner. The players were amazing. Cam Spencer the MVP tonight imo, but plenty of credit to go around. Another amazing season! #UConn

[Laura Ryan @LauraRyanSays]

Bury them, UConn!!!! Let’s go Huskies! #backtoback #LFG #NCAAMarchMadness

[Laura Ryan @LauraRyanSays]

I’ve never seen such poor officiating… but UConn STILL getting it done! It’s laughable at this moment, but CT just keeps rolling.

Spencer is literally everywhere on the court right now. What a baller. #UConn #NCAAMarchMadness #NCAAChampionship Let’s repeat UConn!!!

[Laura Ryan @LauraRyanSays]

@BFW Not to mention, a team that has many “all stars” is by no means guaranteed to succeed.

Look no further than many Kentucky (& other college) MBB teams, Olympic rosters, NBA teams, actual all-star teams and more.

Idc what UConn said, putting them down to prop up CC is classless.

[Laura Ryan @LauraRyanSays]

@BFW The 1st paragraph was an apt take. The 2nd was an awful take.

You’re gonna diss the UConn players & program for being good at what they do? Clark is a special player, & performed w/less support than others. But that doesn’t mean you should diss one at the expense of the other.

[Laura Ryan @LauraRyanSays]

The fact that Dad didn’t think that @timheidecker’s absolutely brilliant keynote speech (better than Steve Jobs’ iPhone introduction), and performance on #OCOS11 was worthy of the #DodgeCharger2018 is absolutely criminal. (See photos & vid especially!)

[Laura Ryan @LauraRyanSays]

“Do we need to vote?” No we don’t, @timheidecker!!! Best version of Empty Bottle ever… and there have been so many amazing versions. #OCOS11 #amatocon #DekkarIsBack

[Laura Ryan @LauraRyanSays]

@RyanPhillippe I didn’t follow Ryan until he liked a random tweet of mine about an On Cinema Oscar Special probs 7 years ago. Now I’m very glad I did. #OCOS11 #dodgecharger2018 #thepowerofrewards #amatocon

[Philz @RyanPhillippe]

It’s the best day of the year!

[Philz @RyanPhillippe]

So ready fir #Amatocom !!

[Laura Ryan @LauraRyanSays]

@RyanPhillippe Ryan Phillippe caring more about #OCOS11 than the actual Oscars is what it’s all about.

No matter that they pronounced his name wrong during the show, as he’s been a long time fan. #amatocon > #Oscars  #buyHeiPointsandLithium

[On Cinema at the Cinema @OCATCOfficial]

The On Cinema Family has been hard at work preparing for tonight's festivities! Come together with us for the 11th Annual Oscar Special LIVE from AmatoCon at 7pm ET/ 4pm PT and learn about Mercy and Movies.

[Laura Ryan @LauraRyanSays]

Lithium can turn into Hei Points!! @timheidecker giving this keynote is better than Steve Jobs introducing the iPhone! #OnCinemaOscarSpecial #OCOS11 #amatocon

[Laura Ryan @LauraRyanSays]

@B3XTAC33 “Intended on abusing them for content.” Wow… way to drum up something that never happened, nor was the intent. Local news hacks.

Thank you for saving them from certain death, and trying to give them a better life—w/some entertainment along the way.