Laura Stalygaite

All things digital and an occasional (👀) moan.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Just checking the Olympics schedule so I can see what sport I’ll be an expert on today.

[Fortinet @Fortinet]

Integrating #GenAI into your security infrastructure enhances efficiency and maximizes ROI—without any hefty new investments.

👉 Get tips on leveraging generative #AI for more effective threat responses. https://t.co/WrrFwha2Ky

[Fortinet @Fortinet]

Today we announced our environmental sustainability commitment to become carbon neutral by 2030, and the completion of our new net-zero campus headquarters as part of #Fortinet’s broader commitment to social responsibility.

Learn more: https://t.co/4KPc0y2BE8

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

How to alarm someone:

Say “I don’t mean to alarm you”

[Fortinet @Fortinet]

By unifying our broad portfolio of #ZeroTrust, #endpoint, and #NetworkSecurity solutions within the #SecurityFabric, #Fortinet delivers the industry’s most complete solution to enable organizations to secure and connect work-from-anywhere.

Learn how: https://t.co/VbZrU3SyXP

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

“Biscuit?”
“Ooh I mustn’t” <eats 16 biscuits>

[Laura Stalygaite @LauraStalygaite]

Are you a Leading Lady? Watch until the end! Shout out to #bbc https://t.co/PnLGJGKmxg

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Not now, twitter

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Responding to being the most deeply insulted you’ve ever been in your life by saying “bit harsh”

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

The ultimate two-word horror story:

Microwaved Tea

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

“They still haven’t replied to my emails”
“Why not give them a ring?”
“I’ve emailed them twice now”
“Just ring them, then”
“Yeah, could do”
“Do you want their number?”
“I‘ll send them another email in a bit”

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

“I’m having a huge barbecue later”
“Is that allowed?”
“I haven’t invited anyone, it’s just for me”

[Laura Stalygaite @LauraStalygaite]

@Prinz24746372 You will need to get in touch with the provider.

[Laura Stalygaite @LauraStalygaite]

For anyone looking to expand their certification portfolio, this is worth having a look. Network Security Specialist certification worth £500, now FREE until 30/06/2020. https://t.co/g4KCO6rhlv #network #Security

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Expressing your furious anger by narrowing your eyes slightly

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

There must have been some kind of mistake...
#BankHolidayMonday

[Laura Stalygaite @LauraStalygaite]

As a typical millennial, I was hoping that by ditching my #starbucks habit, I was going to afford a 3 bedroom house in Zone 2 and #h&m lamp shade - but, no.
@h&munitedkingdom

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

How to sort out your wardrobe:

1. Take out all the clothes you don’t want
2. Decide you can’t live without them
3. Put them all back

[Laura Stalygaite @LauraStalygaite]

Oh no! I typically love your articles, but can't help to think that you have missed the mark here. Make up on a stay productive list whilst WFH? I think not. If men can keep productive without it, so can we ;). Thoughts?
@MarketingB2B #B2Bmarketing