laura

You know, a muffin can be very filling.

[laura @LauraTilde]

Do any stenographers credit Mavis Beacon for their ability to type fast

[laura @LauraTilde]

I think the worst part about ADHD is getting a song stuck in your head that you don’t actually know.

[laura @LauraTilde]

I just put a load of new clothes from shein in the washer and dryer you don’t scare me

[laura @LauraTilde]

I bought the product on Amazon because of this image

[laura @LauraTilde]

It’s Sunday don’t forget to take your ssri’s girlies ✨

[laura @LauraTilde]

It’s Sunday go tip your service workers

[laura @LauraTilde]

“Take me out to the ball game!
Love from,
Jonathan”

[laura @LauraTilde]

@flossy_simon If you are interested in 634 extra calories, 61g sugar, 35g protein, the Scooters Peanut Butter Power Smoothie is top tier.

[laura @LauraTilde]

I’d like to apologize to my cat for my outburst. In anger, I told her she gave off “middle name Ann” vibes. It’s was cruel and unnecessary.

[laura @LauraTilde]

Am I the last one to know that family dollar has some of the same things as Dollar Tree but they’re still $1.00 vs $1.25

[laura @LauraTilde]

Me looking out the window as my neighbor gets taken away by ambulance for the second time in 60 days

[Simon J Floss @flossy_simon]

I am a big belly baby

[laura @LauraTilde]

@flossy_simon I must have been hacked

[laura @LauraTilde]

@flossy_simon Did I miss it

[laura @LauraTilde]

@flossy_simon It still is your plan but now you have to consider that it could be a comedy act instead of you in the Rumble or whatever

[laura @LauraTilde]

I just looked again - Lesty isn’t a comedian so it’s actually called “Nightly News with Lester Holt” or something

[laura @LauraTilde]

I’m trying to look at @flossy_simon Twitter profile but every time I click it it pulls up Late Night with Lester Holt. Leave me alone Lester I need Tobias content.

[laura @LauraTilde]

How come every time I’m on a “no spending streak” an artist I love releases something new?

[laura @LauraTilde]

Do they save big money at menards corporate by not hiring anyone to do the marketing