Laura

[SpookyBees🐝 @spooky_bees]

When I see these genZ videos saying millennials are monopolizing the job market I remember that no one from boomer to zoomer knows how fucking old we are.

Like yes Linda I still work because I’m 36 💀 I’m not holding onto this job to spite you, I need it to live you dork.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

WHY IS SLEEPING AT NIGHT REALLY HARD BUT SLEEPING IN THE MORNING IS LIKE DRIFTING AWAY ON A SOFT FLUFFY CLOUD WHILE ADELE SINGS YOU A LULLABY ??

[• @yducknow]

Uber driver: 🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐
me: 🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐
Uber driver:🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐

me: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

My favorite part about health insurance is how your teeth and eyeballs are add-ons

[Laura @LauraZinny]

@dorindadeadly Woah

[𝗙𝗜𝗔𝗚𝗢 🇩🇪 @fiago7]

Took these 2 babies back to Germany

[FLAVOR FLAV @FlavorFlav]

Man of my word,,, alwayz.

Vote for the US Women’s Hockey team here and watch the ENTIRE team celebrate together at The ESPYs

https://t.co/P9CdtP7CNy

[Laura @LauraZinny]

@RealBrittHughes @netflix A truer truth has never been truthed

[Brittany Hughes @RealBrittHughes]

Hey @Netflix: The first season has 10 episodes and you binge it in a week. The second season airs three years later with 8 episodes that come out in two random chunks six weeks apart for no reason. And by the time it airs, you've forgotten the first season anyway and it's not worth the time to go back and rewatch it.

There. Just saved you a crapton of consulting money. You're welcome.

[Florida MAGA Godzilla 2.0 @OnlyinFlorida2]

The Sunshine Skyway lit up in Red, White & Blue.

God bless America and god bless the great state of Florida!!

I wouldn’t want to live anywhere else!!

[Spectrum Bay News 9 @BN9]

Tampa put on a show tonight with drones and fireworks for America 250. Take a look...

[The Royal Family @RoyalFamily]

Happy 2️⃣5️⃣0️⃣ to the United States! 🇺🇸✨

Today, America celebrates their 250th anniversary of the signing of the Declaration of Independence - it was great to celebrate this milestone with you all earlier in the year!

In April, Their Majesties travelled to Washington DC, New York and Virginia on a State Visit to the United States in recognition of the occasion.

[Xaviaer DuRousseau @XAVIAERD]

HAPPY (ACTUAL) NO KINGS DAY

[George @BehizyTweets]

This is incredible. Good job Las Vegas

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[NASA @NASA]

Happy 250th, America! 🇺🇸

Red (Mars), white (Moon), and blue (Earth) brought to you by the solar system.

[Dolly Parton @DollyParton]

Happy 250th, America! ❤️🤍💙

[NASA @NASA]

Happy 250th birthday, America! We got you a present. 🇺🇸

The red, white, and blue stars of this globular cluster shine like a sparkler waved on a dark night in this image from @NASAHubble, released in celebration of the United States' 250th anniversary.

[Laura @LauraZinny]

@yashar Yashar… this is odd.

[Maryam @hell_line0]

I love how they found a way to use a blood test for men’s prostate cancer, but I still have to get my titties slammed in a press and my cervix scraped with a brush...

[Elmo @elmo]

Elmo is ready to PLAY! GO TEAM USA! 🇺🇸⚽❤️