Laura ItsNotYou

Sleazy chat up line curator.

[IT'S NOT YOU... @_ItsNotYou]

Roses are red, violets are blue. Forget about dating and watch @_ItsNotYou http://t.co/52cRlPTi2w #ValentinesDay

[Laura ItsNotYou @Laura_INY]

Single? Not to worry! Go to the park with friends and watch @_ItsNotYou on your phone. Powered by @AppMediaNetwork http://t.co/3p9niwHkbw

[Laura ItsNotYou @Laura_INY]

@porters Angelina would then be an @_ItsNotYou Girl!

[Spencer Porter @porters]

I bet Brad texts Angelina stuff like "just saw you on Dish Nation lol" and she doesn't respond.

[Laura ItsNotYou @Laura_INY]

Disappointment: when you find out the guy you fancy plays #candycrush @_itsnotyou

[Laura ItsNotYou @Laura_INY]

Were you ever stalked by an ex? How was it?

[IT'S NOT YOU... @_ItsNotYou]

We'll be on TV, a SKY CHANNEL! June 29 & 30 at 9pm on Sky 203 (UK). Tell your friends, and make sure not to miss it!

[Laura ItsNotYou @Laura_INY]

MY 1st date in @_ItsNotYou: "AAHH! @roseman_alex was on an Online Dating ad for a @bbcapprentice task! Check him out http://t.co/BhAzBTsYbx”

[Laura ItsNotYou @Laura_INY]

So @AppMediaNetwork said it would follow me back and it didn't. I think Ive just been stood up. @_ItsNotYou tech era: getting dumped by apps

[Laura ItsNotYou @Laura_INY]

Girl seriously said "Id give anything to have him back...so that I can be the one who dumps him"Go use your time better,go play #candycrush

[Cristina Lark @CrisLark]

I would like to thank people who share @Laura_INY 's cause :) “@peppergrain: @crislark @_itsnotyou is hilarious. Love it! :)”

[Laura ItsNotYou @Laura_INY]

"I wish there was something between us."
"Me too."
"Really? Like what?"
"A wall."

[Laura ItsNotYou @Laura_INY]

"Bros before hoes" they say, but as soon as you break up there's always an ex's "best mate" ready to court you. Incredible.

[Laura ItsNotYou @Laura_INY]

The King of Sleaze“@_ItsNotYou: Ah @justinbieber Always validating our motivation to do this show about sleazy guys http://t.co/0P9b0uktY1”

[Laura ItsNotYou @Laura_INY]

Facebooks hilarious relationship status:"in a domestic partnership".We live together but only to cope with the bills

[Laura ItsNotYou @Laura_INY]

So I finally went on a decent date! And now I have a smart funny sexy non-sleazy boyfriend!! #AprilFools

[Cristina Lark @CrisLark]

How was your Saturday night, girls? Your date can't have gone worse than this: http://t.co/e61xSiBhaA
@_itsnotyou

[AnnaElenaPepe @annaEpepe]

@Laura_INY babe Julia was the one pretending not to have a Facebook to get rid of the guy. It didn't work obviously

[Laura ItsNotYou @Laura_INY]

I love guys with no facebook. “@annaEpepe: what's your facebook name?I DON' T HAVE FACEBOOK. you're so fuckin' classy, what's your number?

[Laura ItsNotYou @Laura_INY]

You see, this one never happened to me. Point for you... “@AccioH4ppiness: #WorstChatUpLines http://t.co/IC4aiFgJ”