Laura Keim

[Pissed Pissedofferson @femmebot2000]

telling my friends i don’t have it in me to go camping

[Tristan Snell @TristanSnell]

BREAKING - Trump just asked Congress for a death penalty for anyone who murders a police officer

Says the man who PARDONED over 400 violent insurrectionists who assaulted the Capitol Police on his behalf on January 6 -- with 4 officers ultimately dying

[Zach W. Lambert @ZachWLambert]

If you believe God intervened to save former President Trump, but didn’t intervene to save the kids in Uvalde or Parkland or Santa Fe or Sandy Hook, then you are worshipping partisan politics, not Jesus.

[alan b. @inceptstellar]

snl writers room rn

[Louis Staples @LouisStaples]

when someone asks “what do you think?” in the meeting but you were online shopping

[Ashley St. Clair @stclairashley]

this will never not be funny

[alex @alex_abads]

plotting revenge on canada

[Ian Power @ianpower3]

Nah I legit did it again..send me back to the mines

[wiLL @willfulchaos]

white lotus finale just pissed me off so bad

[Laura Keim @Laura_Keim]

@stevietiers I’ve never heard of that word? You must have made it up

[toxic king @toxicking]

Nicotine addicts will flip a baby crib over with the baby in it if they think their vape under it

[Laura Keim @Laura_Keim]

Listening to a song then looking at Spotify and realizing that you’re enjoying a Dave Matthews band song

[Laura Keim @Laura_Keim]

Fuck yeah

[not watching the super bowl @peakfaulk]

Pepsi talked the talk but Dominos is walking the walk

[not watching the super bowl @peakfaulk]

Woah

[Laura Keim @Laura_Keim]

Frank Gallagher walked so Rue could run #Euphoria

[jess @enchantedjess13]

taylor swift writes music for people who have never gotten over anything that has happened to them in their life ever

[Laura Keim @Laura_Keim]

@ianpower3 @drvsslesprout Kind of getting real vibes from that video