World Cup hydration breaks would be legendary if some player’s mom just sprinted onto the pitch with a bag of orange wedges like it was 1998 rec league soccer. ‘Here, eat these, you look dehydrated!
Europeans enjoying the World Cup: “Futbol is the greatest sport in the world.”
Americans enjoying the World Cup: “Wonder what fast food the German guy eats next.”
every episode of parts unknown, every quote, every single sentence that i have heard coming out of his mouth has changed my perception of life. what a legendary human being to have once lived and graced us. miss you king. hope you’re having a great shawarma in heaven.