Laura Offord

We know what we are; But not know what we may be. ♡ W. S

[Laura Offord @Lauraa_Lou_]

@weirdlilguys

[Richard Osman @richardosman]

It's such a lean time of year for those of us whose hobby is surfing Right Move.

[Laura Offord @Lauraa_Lou_]

@SamBray09 You have no idea how longing ii was for this when ii was out! And people were so selfish and noone shared 🙄 #rude #seasonofgiving

[Katharine Pearson @katieljpearson]

If you were the Irish guy on crutches who works in *biochem?* in Stevenage who was on the Peterborough train from Finsbury Park this morning it was lovely to meet you and I should’ve asked for your name and number so I could live out my Christmas miracle romance moment hahahelp

[Laura Offord @Lauraa_Lou_]

Sorry... WHO IS VOTING FOR MATT HANCOCK !!?!?!? #ImACeleb #ridiculous

[Laura Offord @Lauraa_Lou_]

Thank you for your service. Thank you for being our constant. Thank you for being dependable.
You will be missed. RIP you wonderfully strong lady. ❤

[Laura Offord @Lauraa_Lou_]

Whitney is a nasty piece of work. Truly. Narcissist for sure.
Poor Duka went into this with his whole heart, but she wants her 5 seconds of fame. She actually needs therapy.

#MarriedAtFirstSightuk

[Laura Offord @Lauraa_Lou_]

@NatWest_Help please hurry with your investigation, we have lost nearly £1900 in fraud which was reported over a week ago and yet to receive our money back. Bills are trying to come out and payments defaulting. 😭 #stressed

[Laura Offord @Lauraa_Lou_]

@PaulNDeamer @BBCPolitics @BBCNews Do agree with this, but if I am correct, don't think they can be on the front line until 18. Still though, so young!

[Laura Offord @Lauraa_Lou_]

So proud to be a part of this study ❤ saved mine and my boys life 💙

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

Pregnant women to receive life-saving pre-eclampsia check https://t.co/KudeHKAifs

[Laura Offord @Lauraa_Lou_]

@ASOS ii bought a pair of jeans less than a month ago (which ii love!) and only worn 3 times and the seam has completely gone in the crotch 😫💔 please can you help? #heartbroken

[Laura Offord @Lauraa_Lou_]

This thread had me cracking up

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Word of the day (because it's time) is 'scurryfunging': madly dashing about in an effort to tidy up before visitors arrive.

[Laura Offord @Lauraa_Lou_]

@ju2garden @BBCNews I literally know of two people this has happened who attended the same surgery, so I totally know this does happen 😂

[Laura Offord @Lauraa_Lou_]

@sainsburys I've responded Wednesday but now heard nothing back?

[Laura Offord @Lauraa_Lou_]

Put groceries away from delivery yesterday from @sainsburys ... shocking. One pepper soft and mushy, one broccoli unusable, and one broccoli completely mouldy !?
#notimpressed #whereisthecare #BuryStEdmundsStore #Sainsburys

[Laura Offord @Lauraa_Lou_]

When you're 35 weeks pregnant with a tough pregnancy and all you look forward to is an early Easter Egg... and this is how it arrives in the box @Tesco @MaltesersUK 💔😫 #sosad #shellshocked #Easter

[Laura Offord @Lauraa_Lou_]

@BBCNews The amount of men commenting on this is hilarious 😂🖕 No uterus. No pregnancy. No labour. NO OPINION 🖕

[Laura Offord @Lauraa_Lou_]

Hi everyone,
If you could fill this out regarding flying after Covid, be super helpful! Thank you ✈

#COVID19 #travel #airports #flying #postcovid #coronavirus #hospitality

[Pandemic Proof Plane @Hygeia_plane]

Hi everyone!

We're running a survey to gain an insight into your needs and priorities regarding air travel prior, mid and post pandemic.

This information will be invaluable to us to make decisions aligned to your needs. Please complete and share it!

https://t.co/MGL57xKl7b