Laurel

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[Laurel @LaurelAshland]

He: what's ur service
Me: To one who has faith, no explanation is necessary. To one without faith, no explanation is possible. - T. Aquinas

[Laurel @LaurelAshland]

@DoppelSchoon11 @LauraCohenSolo A client obviously

[Laurel @LaurelAshland]

Suck a man’s dick and he’ll be happy for a day. Teach a man to suck dick and he’ll be happy for the rest of his life.

[Laurel @LaurelAshland]

@CarmenC30263217 @alexflevy why not both.jpg

[Laurel @LaurelAshland]

@yalhoch yeah that's not what the word 'violence' means buddy

[Laurel @LaurelAshland]

@MPDreamWhore As for illness, I’m just grateful to finally have a job that lets me take random months off ^^;

[Laurel @LaurelAshland]

@MPDreamWhore I try to do an easy first session back with a regular, so as to have a good idea of what to expect going back in. It’s easier to dip your toes back in the water with someone you know.

[Laurel @LaurelAshland]

@RealPoliticFact @shiratarlo @RepEEdwards When sex workers can safely advertise, the rate at which women are murdered goes down. Decriminalization is the only policy that *doesn’t* hurt women.

[Laurel @LaurelAshland]

Especially don’t let others who only share that interest become part of your support systems. It’s not sustainable or healthy, and any social group containing both workers and clients is on the train to Dramaville

[Laurel @LaurelAshland]

There’s this trap where people (clients or workers) get sucked into the “community” of sex work

[Laurel @LaurelAshland]

Don’t join a group where the only commonality is a love of prostitution and expect it to be a healthy environment that fulfills needs other than the one-on-one need for intimacy

[Laurel @LaurelAshland]

@lafemmeisobel @girlfriendcx @seekarrangement If they don’t allow escorting why do their ads (posted on hooker sites) say “cheaper than an escort, fuck tonight!” ? 🤔🤔🤔

[Laurel @LaurelAshland]

Anyway queer the laurel/Yanny binary

[Laurel @LaurelAshland]

https://t.co/UFVfQ6xztr

[Laurel @LaurelAshland]

At the second tick from the right, you can hear both: “laurel” in the low, deep-voice range; and “Yanny” in the high notes produced as an audio distortion