Laurel Z

writer / singer of WOYOTE / space explorer. they/them

[Laurel Z @Laurelzeez]

Actually maybe I’ll just go inactive idk either way I’m no longer a tweeter it never stuck for me

[Laurel Z @Laurelzeez]

Oh god I completely forgot about this shithole of an app. Love my mutuals but I really don’t even use this anymore so I’m prolly gonna deactivate in the next couple days … for more shitposting find me on @/jestpostings on Instagram ✨ it’s been a good run 🫶🫶

[Laurel Z @Laurelzeez]

A guy will come to me and start flirting and I’ll say the most embarrassing shit just to turn him off like “I’m a fucking Bull dyke I’m so gay” and “I shower maybe once every other week” etc and somehow it makes them want me more 😭😭😭😭 but why

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Saw a Subaru with a bumper sticker reading “I identify as a truck” (clearly in an ironic and mocking way) and THATS RICH coming from a fucking Subaru … a lesbian car. Acting all high and mighty with your transphobia like shut up GAY CAR

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Ryan Reynolds is just The Disney Channel if it was an adult but no one wants to admit that

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Going to 5 concerts in 7 days is crazy but you bet your bottom dollar I’m living for it. 3 concerts in and I’m utterly exhausted but it’s fine

[Laurel Z @Laurelzeez]

I’m so mad this ended up blurry but I’m crying and shitting myself because I just violated my friend’s car because there was a sharp turn 😭😭😭

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@TheCharaSoon I’m literally going to be there the week after 😢

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Anyway this was my look for Dorian Electra last night, I was serving all the genders✨✨👍🏻👍🏻

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I was literally just wearing my crusty smudged residual eyeliner from last night…I went to a concert and sweat and cried so much…. How is my eyeliner even existing still

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I’m starting to think I should wear makeup more…I was checking out a customer at work, not doing anything special, but she kept gushing about how I was so adorable that I made her day <33

[Laurel Z @Laurelzeez]

If I were forced to eat cream cheese and salmon sushi roll every day for the rest of my life I would have absolutely no problem with that

[Laurel Z @Laurelzeez]

Being logged on here is so weird. I’m not used to seeing so many awful takes at once anymore but it’s also like…home sweet home

[Laurel Z @Laurelzeez]

I didnt miss this place at all, except some of my lovely mutuals <3 but other than that fuck all of this

[Laurel Z @Laurelzeez]

I’m bakc but is it worth it bros? I don’t think so

[Laurel Z @Laurelzeez]

I just miss feeling engaged with the real world, my phone usage has been putting me into a pit of rot and I need to break the cycle

[Laurel Z @Laurelzeez]

Honestly the fact that I have a lot of dread about this means that it must be done.

I’m taking a short break from Twitter so y’all will have to text me to stay in touch. Otherwise, see you in March!

[Laurel Z @Laurelzeez]

@bo32102 Chicken tendies and fries 🥺

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Me and my one meal working hard to sober up

[Laurel Z @Laurelzeez]

Drunk and crying in New York cos it’s so pretty