Lauren Foley

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[Lauren Foley @LaurenFoley_]

@EmmaSpoonley You ok hun?

[Bobbie @Bobbiebcook]

When I say more gravy on my roast dinner this is exactly what I mean

[toxic king @toxicking]

1 argument between now & Christmas & ain’t nobody getting shit

[Gwdihŵ 🦉 @youwouldknow]

Me getting my clothes caught on a door handle when I’m already in a bad mood

[Homo Honey @DixPeyton]

Pour some prosecco out for the bartenders having to make negroni sbagliatos for 1000 bisexuals this week

[Steven Bonaventure x @absolutegazelle]

Me in school when the teacher carried on talking but it was break time x

[Muaaz Mia @MuaazMia]

This will forever be the funniest thing I’ve seen

[Lauren Foley @LaurenFoley_]

@hualiaa @karlhess Shrekcillent

[Michael Fry @BigDirtyFry]

The better the roads, the faster people can be arrested for stealing corn

[Josh RR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

me seeing that tomorrow is September 1st:

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

people see me spendin money and think i’m rich, bro i’m just irresponsible

[anna 🏹 @myelessar]

AND THEN THE HOBBITS TRY TO BOW BEFORE ARAGORN AND ARWEN BUT ARAGORN STOPS THEM AND SAYS “MY FRIENDS, YOU BOW TO NO ONE” AND EVERYONE IN MINAS TIRITH BOWS FOR THE HOBBITS

[Porter @ItsRetrop]

you tell a job you’re flexible and they try and break your back

[Lauren Foley @LaurenFoley_]

@mybigcrack @sophiepower123

[Lex @Khlocaine_]

this shit has me so weak 😭 i feel like the facial expressions for each of them is so on point lmaoo

[eli yudin @eliyudin]

Bars should have a “beertender” and a “bartender” don’t make me wait 30 minutes for a high life because someone ordered some made up shit like an upside down negroni