JM

Oh Lord, won't you buy me a night on the town? I'm counting on you, Lord, please don't let me down Prove that you love me and buy the next round

[Simpsons Quotes @Simpsons_tweets]

"Remember the time he ate my goldfish, and you lied to me and said I never had any goldfish?"

[JM @hualiaa]

This is too much😂😂😂

[The Irish Times @IrishTimes]

RTÉ staff canteen closed over suspected rat infestation https://t.co/U0Q3nONUWT

[Conor Lally @conormlally]

1/ I'm covering crime - especially in Dublin - for many years.
What I can tell you with certainty is this: There is zero evidence (zilch) that the increase in refugees or asylum seekers coming into the Republic in the last couple of years has led to an increase in crime.

[Kevin Finnerty @timeimmemorial_]

You’ve heard elf on the shelf. Now get ready for

[IG: closedapp @ih8rts]

nobody :

absolutely nobody:

my brain:

[JM @hualiaa]

Murder She Wrote was one of my favourite tv shows when I was younger( got a lot of flack for it)😂 RIP you legend💜💜

[spochadóir @spochadoir]

Me The Queen

🤝
Lying in a state
for an entire Sunday
while members of my
family take turns to
come in and look at me
disappointedly

[JM @hualiaa]

👏👏👏

[RTÉ News @rtenews]

The Dáil breaks out in laughter as Ceann Comhairle introduces Sinn Féin leader @MaryLouMcDonald as Taoiseach.

[JM @hualiaa]

@karlhess @LaurenFoley_

[JM @hualiaa]

@2fab_4_u Ehhhh where did you purchase this😍😍

[Christopher Kavanagh @Git_Kavanagh93]

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. If your hearts not in it don’t be making chicken rolls

[Gaga Crave 🌷 @AMENARTPOP]

remember when 23-year-old lady gaga perfectly shutting down a sexist question? iconic.

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

Just found out about donkey nannies, which are donkeys used to carry newborn lambs down the mountains for seasonal grazing.

[JM @hualiaa]

@jayelasoulaa @Nizerz_C

[JM @hualiaa]

@GhostfaceTalks_ @Nizerz_C

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

Staying at an Airbnb that’s very nice except it has this on the wall

[Dubs life @dubslife1]

😂😂class