Lauren Colman

Good luck exploring the infinite abyss.

[Mike Colman @mike_colman]

Last week I launched my iOS app HomeGrind App. It allows home baristas to set up their own coffee shop and prepare drinks for friends/family, just like a real cafe.

In just a weekend, 650+ baristas globally have set up their shop! 1/

[Mike Colman @mike_colman]

I’ve been working on a small side project that I’m ready to share publicly. It’s https://t.co/S3Q55yKiKP and does one thing… shows the next arriving trains for a given subway platform.

[Lauren Colman @LaurenMColman]

@dsamaddar @CityofPhoenixAZ I don’t even live in Phoenix anymore. Make it stop.

[Lauren Colman @LaurenMColman]

@maatactive @carriemelago @DNAinfoNY @priyakrishna @nytcooking This. Is Celestino still making bagels for Court Street?

[Lauren Colman @LaurenMColman]

@shanebarnhill Heads up. Every time I ask Siri to open the shades in my living room she tries to call you first. I apologize if you get hang up calls from me. 😖

[Lauren Colman @LaurenMColman]

@evifniaf @fainfive Clearly no if you’re the only one allowed to ask the questions.

[Lauren Colman @LaurenMColman]

@evifniaf What does @fainfive mean to you?

[Lauren Colman @LaurenMColman]

@000h_la_la

[Lauren Colman @LaurenMColman]

@curtisthatsnow_ It’s a thing https://t.co/p8Bpuk6eAk

[Lauren Colman @LaurenMColman]

@ariel_n @JoshDance You’re a saint 👼 ♥️

[Lauren Colman @LaurenMColman]

@ariel_n @JoshDance Sadly not a great investment. It’s an old mining town. The median income there is going to be a challenge. But the dream is 🙌🏼

[Lauren Colman @LaurenMColman]

@ariel_n I hate when I share a Zillow listing via text it automatically hearts it which, because my husband and I share Zillow likes, it also sends him an email. It’s overkill.

[Lauren Colman @LaurenMColman]

@realityblurred @KoenWillen That will have to satisfy the Mole sized hole in my heart until a new season.

[Lauren Colman @LaurenMColman]

So @netflix is showing I have a reminder set for The Mole on June 14. I’ve already streamed the old seasons. Does this mean the reboot is almost here?! And is @andersoncooper attached?

[Lauren Colman @LaurenMColman]

@alexpriest @DICKS @BassProShops If you thought that was @DICKS, you’ll just love @BassProShops. Pack up the fam and make a day of it. 🎣

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I TOOK BETTY WHITE?!?

NOW?!?

I am a terrible, horrible, cruel, miserable God.

[The Hoarse Whisperer @TheRealHoarse]

All adults should be forced to work retail one Christmas.

It changes a person.

[Lauren Colman @LaurenMColman]

Does anyone know the secret handshake I need to know to get an itemized bill from the hospital after an ER visit? @WPHospital refuses to supply me with anything but a “statement” that explains nothing.

[Lauren Colman @LaurenMColman]

@WPHospital Now if only you could provide patients with itemized bills after their stay. For your lack of patient care after they leave you are currently getting an F.