Lauren Dickenson

Lauren 👸🏼 Married to my best friend, 4/22/17 💍 Olivia Rae, 12/30/19 💕 Dog Mom 🐶 Cat Mom 🐱 Iowa 🌎

[Lauren Dickenson @LaurenVis]

@Kozak_2 Come home and we can go!

[Lauren Dickenson @LaurenVis]

You know you’re a mom/daycare provider when your husband walks in the door at 5:00 and you realize you have only gone pee once MAYBE twice all day. 👀

[Lauren Dickenson @LaurenVis]

I’m going to have a 1 year old in nine days. 😭

[Lauren Dickenson @LaurenVis]

My kid sleeps from 7p-7:45a everyday of the week. Except for the mornings after I’m up until almost 1 am drinking with my husband and our neighbors. Cool. Thanks kid. 😩

[Lauren Dickenson @LaurenVis]

@Kozak_2 I spent enough on my own. 😂

[Lauren Dickenson @LaurenVis]

My kid woke up for a bottle randomly at 2:45. She’s been asleep for 20 minutes and I’m now laying here paying bills... 🙃

[Lauren Dickenson @LaurenVis]

@Kozak_2 Hahahaha no.

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@Kozak_2 @JaseyRoberts Oooffff maybe.....

[Lauren Dickenson @LaurenVis]

@Kozak_2 @JaseyRoberts I am so honored. Send me your address and I’ll mail you 10 more. 😂

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@breeezze14 It’s so bad!!! Lol. I want a boy next time around but low key hoping for a girl since I already have ALL THE CLOTHES. 😂

[Lauren Dickenson @LaurenVis]

I’m not saying Olivia has too many clothes, but if I have a boy next go round he will be a very girly dressed boy. 😂

[Lauren Dickenson @LaurenVis]

Do we think Olivia will let me sleep past 5 am tomorrow? 🤔

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Wow you’d think Tyler grew my child and nursed her the last 8 months since ALL SHE SAYS IS DADA. 😒

[Lauren Dickenson @LaurenVis]

Why does my child think that 4:30-5:00 AM is an acceptable time to be awake? #SendHelp #SoTired ☕️

[Lauren Dickenson @LaurenVis]

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[Lauren Dickenson @LaurenVis]

When your child JUST fell asleep and you have to sneeze............

[Lauren Dickenson @LaurenVis]

During bath time, I was playing some music off Octane and we’ve always known she has a preference but she did NOT start dancing until @AAofficial came on! That’s my girl. 🤘🏻She loves @dannyworsnop! ❤️

[Lauren Dickenson @LaurenVis]

Think........

[Lauren Dickenson @LaurenVis]

I always thinks afternoon naps are a good idea until bedtime hits and I can’t fall asleep.