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Termite choking on the splinters

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@_HayleyRichards I’m getting pink eye the next time I sleep there aren’t I

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Cream cheese frosting is superior to all others. Just delightful

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@_HayleyRichards The only thing left in my room

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Gonna take Jet’s advice of “take my photo off the wall if it just won’t sing for you” and, somewhat like Marie kondo, get rid of everything that doesn’t sing for me

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When Chance says “aint changed my number since the seventh grade” I vibe with it so hard because I too have not changed my number since the seventh grade

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@cher_win @spanishbarbzz @SeanODonal No distractions there!

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@mick_seidl We deserved better

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I don’t think I’ll ever forgive my graduating class for picking good riddance by Green Day as our graduation song instead of Vienna by Billy Joel because here I am years later still thinking about it

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@koshjeel Noooo he was my fav sub!

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Damn Cleo. Asking the tough questions today I see

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@_HayleyRichards I’m just know mittens loves listening to you crazy shit

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@Sam__Trombley @_HayleyRichards Sam we have the same brain

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@_HayleyRichards I would write your letter of recommendation for both of these. Extremely qualified

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@koshjeel Both great things

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There’s just something about passing three grown men squished in the front seat of a truck, all smiling, that brings one to my own face

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My worlds on fire, how bout yours?

-smashmouth
-me
-every american

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Had my first freshy of the new year come in tonight. I had to take a double take to make sure people born in 2000-yes you heard that right-TWO THOUSAND, can legally drink

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This absolutely adorable painted rock a customer gifted me has given me the second wind I needed to get through my shift

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Fav way to call a zebra mixed with a donkey aka Zeedonk

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@cher_win No 🥲

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Took out my ac today :( #summersover