The Dark Knight

YOU ARE A CATALOGUE, A PLASTIC SINATRA, A TRY HARD WHO SHOULD’VE TRIED HARDER

[The Dark Knight @_HayleyRichards]

LMFAO

[The Dark Knight @_HayleyRichards]

Hey Siri play my Jelly Roll Deep Cuts Playlist while I fall asleep

[US Department of the Interior @Interior]

🎶 Wastin' away again in Pollinatorville... 🎶 Sing it, Jimmy.

This National Pollinator Week, we're celebrating all pollinators, including the lesser long-nosed bat.

No, this bat isn't normally yellow. It's covered in pollen after visiting a blooming agave. As it travels from flower to flower, it helps pollinate desert plants, support healthy ecosystems, and yes, it helps make tequila possible.

Shout out to the bees, butterflies, birds, beetles, moths, flies, and bats that take us to Margaritaville.

[elizabeth 🤓 @elizardbethc]

guy from high school who did whippets behind the special ed classroom would’ve loved this tour if he didn’t OD in 2018

[The Dark Knight @_HayleyRichards]

Happy birthday me ! Happy birthday Lady Gaga !

[The Dark Knight @_HayleyRichards]

And dressed like Czar Nicholas

[The Dark Knight @_HayleyRichards]

Wearing my wool Sox hat mid July in the bleachers at Fenway

[Conner O'Malley @conner_omalley]

Irish Zionism

[The Dark Knight @_HayleyRichards]

Ty Bret digging out faster than ever b4

[The Dark Knight @_HayleyRichards]

People are getting too crazy and too bold with these strollers the size of cars. The only upside to Boston not doing shit to clear sidewalks is that it's sidelining these Chrysler Pacifica adjacent beasts.

[The Dark Knight @_HayleyRichards]

Ring cameras ruined the art of the ding-dong ditch

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Kayshon "Kayshon Boutte" Boutte.

[Church ⛪️ @chuuuuuuuuuch]

These just get better and better 🥶 what a time to be a pats fan #NEPats #BeatHouston

LETS GO

[The Dark Knight @_HayleyRichards]

Tried to steer my boyfriend’s 10 year old cousin’s attention away from any chairlifts in the ’60s to avoid the dreaded vocal stim that’s afflicted America’s youth. However, we learned his mother puts him in timeout when he says it, so we let it slide.

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

The Patriots found out they won the AFC East on the bus ride to Foxboro, after they had flown back to Providence, and the Bills lost to the Eagles:

[The Dark Knight @_HayleyRichards]

@alleiigh Vermont but even so..... no

[The Dark Knight @_HayleyRichards]

What if the minions did crime scene clean up work

[Football @BostonConnr]

This can’t be real someone community notes this

[The Dark Knight @_HayleyRichards]

Tickets scored late for #OneBattleAfterAnother 😔 but scored early for #Bugonia 🤪

[The Dark Knight @_HayleyRichards]

@WorstDadEver_ Preach father

[The Dark Knight @_HayleyRichards]

Why is the Monopoly man at the Charlton, Massachusetts rest stop rn !!!!!