lauricefattal on Threads

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[lauricefattal on Threads @LauriceF]

Most of my friends have left this platform. I'm happy I found a new community on Threads. I miss my fan friends but Twitter aka X will never be what it once was in the mid 2010s. https://t.co/p64bHMyMI0

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

This is the type of shit that needs no words to troll itself.

This is actually real… he’s really posting infomercials plugging this…

Using America’s 250th Anniversary too…

More like… “As my dad tanks the economy as fast as he can, nothing is more patriotic than getting your hands on some Don Jr Gold to celebrate America’s 250th Anniversary in case it’s our last”

This is SNL material or even better #smokefleet material

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

I was never in my life paid by a foreign government. Never. Meanwhile Jared Kushner is being paid tens and tens of millions of dollars directly from Saudi Arabia, UAE and Qatar. He has taken in over $6B into his fund all while he acts as the chief US negotiator for the war in Iran with those very same countries. If you want to know who someone is working for look WH they are being paid by. I was never paid a cent from a foreign government and when my Dad was President I did ZERO business outside painting and I never made more than $225k in a year from the sale of my paintings.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

You're still screaming about the laptop because it's the only part of this story you're allowed to remember. The letter was never about a hard drive. It was about a Russian operation to smear Biden — the one Trump's OWN Treasury sanctioned weeks before the article came out, Trump's OWN FBI director flagged to Congress, and whose star "bribe" witness pleaded guilty to inventing it. You got duped by the Don. Cope.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

I don't know why any of you haters are surprised I'm the one actually engaging here.

You're the ones who've obsessively pored over the 10,000 photos, the 30,000 text messages, and the 128,000 emails from my hacked iCloud and stolen devices.

If I am anything, I am prolific.

You know what you won't find? Any of the most heinous, hateful things you keep posting about me.

What you'll find from me here is the same thing you found there.

Total transparency. Finally on my terms. Not yours.

[lauricefattal on Threads @LauriceF]

He kept hitting SWITCH and the Scene SPIRALED 😆 | The improv Switch Game https://t.co/xXkojI7dUY via @YouTube

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

So show me the actual incriminating information. Not some wack jobs opinion. The actual incriminating “information.” Main Justice, a Republican Special Counsel, 4 US Attorneys, the FBI, Congress and the Trump justice department in his first term had my hard drive- and not one charge related to any information on that hard drive was ever leveled at me. So I’ll wait.

[lauricefattal on Threads @LauriceF]

#comedy #music #theater #liveevents https://t.co/vw5P6fIBCM via @YouTube

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@ClockworkAnge You know what wealth bracket you’re in if you have a billion dollars? The top 0.0004% of the US. And that 0.0004% is tearing the other 99.9996% of us apart for profit.

[Chris D. Jackson @ChrisDJackson]

New character unlocked.

@HunterBiden

[Sarah Ironside 💙 @SarahIronside6]

Anyone bashing Hunter Biden for his past is devoid of humanity and also doesn't understand that people in recovery who have faced their demons and gotten sober are completely unfazed by this.

[Christopher Hale @ChristopherHale]

Hunter should go on right wing media outlets across the nation. He’s a good defender of our party and his father’s record, and — most importantly — his story of redemption resonates with people of all walks of life.

[lauricefattal on Threads @LauriceF]

@HunterBiden @Cactuscali19912 This is the best thing I've seen possibly this year

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Okay but don’t we both agree that everybody deserves a chance at building a better life for themselves and their community. You can hate me all you want man. It’s okay. I’ll still call you my neighbor and hope for the best for you and your family even if we disagree on policy stuff. I truly mean that.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Cactuscali19912 Stephen Miller is an ugly fuck.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@SoundDobad I know this may sound petty, but I can’t stand it when people put photoshop a meth pipe in my mouth. A crack pipe doesn’t have that little bowl at the end. This is why we can’t trust AI. Please make the appropriate edit. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@KushnerIsland Well one reason we maybe shouldn’t object to their very own private island half way around the world is that maybe they’ll just go and stay there forever.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

I think we can do both. Wasn’t that what DOGE was supposed to do? Regardless, whose pockets do you think that money went into? It certainly didn’t go to any of us. It didn’t even go in politicians pockets. It went into the pockets of the billionaires who run the private health systems of this country and then funded political campaigns to elect politicians to look the other way.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Okay man. Believe what you want about me. But for one minute separate your disgust for me from what I wrote. Do you feel good about the way this country is tearing itself apart. And if I am a part of the elite class then I’m here to tell you from inside the house - they are screwing you. So just wake up to that.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

No I did not and there is an entire 30 hours of sworn testimony you can go read that will tell you that I sold paintings that netted me about $225k per year over 4 years. And a DOJ/ FBI investigation and a Senate investigation. And if you think this a scribble then go fuck yourself. That’s 80in x 80in and can be purchased at https://t.co/sGmaYisnZz. I will give you a discount if you use the code “crack is whack.”