GregTheWolfman

Physics, Frisbee, chess. In that order.

[Annelisa @annelisaaaaa]

“Those astronauts might be seeing some wonky things on the moon if I don’t get this dang code to work”

[〈 Berger | Dillon 〉 @InertialObservr]

you've heard of elf on a shelf, now get ready for

[GregTheWolfman @LavinskyMerrick]

@JeffIsAtoms I like my bacon still oinking

[GregTheWolfman @LavinskyMerrick]

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[Sean Carroll @seanmcarroll]

People say time no longer has meaning, but wine o’clock seems to come earlier every day. 🍷

[GregTheWolfman @LavinskyMerrick]

This is absolutely revolting. Never have I been more disgusted by my name sake.

[GregTheWolfman @LavinskyMerrick]

@NASA Someone's watching the NBC News live stream 😂

[GregTheWolfman @LavinskyMerrick]

Today's adventures brought this huge spider found under a bridge. Isn't it just terrifying 🕷️🕸️

[ShiraGold @shirajgold]

I never understood all the fuss around interfaith marriage. Then I watched my non-Jewish husband cut a bagel like this, and honestly, I get it now.

[GregTheWolfman @LavinskyMerrick]

Found 4 ticks crawling on me today during my forest adventures. +1 on the drive home. Welcome back to the north ig

[Laura Peek @laurapeek_]

Fav part of watching Jeopardy is saying “I should be on Jeopardy” every time I correctly answer a $200 clue that happens to be about one of my three interests

[🐐 Jamie @SEA_URCHlN]

STOP excluding the B from LGBT. im fucking sick of it. British people should be proud of who they are. fuck you.

[GregTheWolfman @LavinskyMerrick]

@JacobGaines0728 That's not what I said 😉

[GregTheWolfman @LavinskyMerrick]

"There's nothing that necessarily makes it a detection of a parallel universe"

There's so many, more plausible, options before we consider a parallel universe as the solution to why we get some unexplained blips from a detector.

https://t.co/dnLW35y86X

[Universal Curiosity @UniverCurious]

The frequency generated by this toad's call

[MoonPie @MoonPie]

Reasons to keep staying inside:

1. Air conditioning
2. We got MoonPies in here
3. You know, the obvious reason
4. Umm idk snakes?

[GregTheWolfman @LavinskyMerrick]

@carolynne_16 This is good science

[GregTheWolfman @LavinskyMerrick]

I just found this cool way to know where your car keys are when you're out shopping

Just lock them in the car!

[GregTheWolfman @LavinskyMerrick]

@carolynne_16 Sounds like it has to be peer reviewed. You should also try