LᴀᴡBʟᴀʀɢ

Law nerd & legal writer. Trying to be funny, serious, creative & heartfelt. New College of FL (‘96) (RIP); Miami Law (‘13). Founder of Legal Mechanics.

[LᴀᴡBʟᴀʀɢ @LawBlarg]

Quite sure @EasterbrookG will have a lot to say about the Miami Hurricanes infuriating the Football Gods by refusing to take a knee.

[Jonathan Zaslow @ZaslowShow]

I can’t recall a bigger coaching blunder. That shit is an all time bonehead decision.

[The Beast, MBA @MiamiRadioBeast]

IT IS ONE OF THE WORST COACHING MISTAKES IN THE HISTORY OF COLLEGE FOOTBALL TO NOT KNEEL

[Billy Corben @BillyCorben]

THE U IS BACK BAB—wait. What the fuck????

[LᴀᴡBʟᴀʀɢ @LawBlarg]

@roybelly This is the stupidest loss I have witnessed in 40 years of watching football. Stupid, stupid, stupid.

[LᴀᴡBʟᴀʀɢ @LawBlarg]

@ESPNFantasy Just do what I do. Play ALL the Dolphins and don’t worry about it.

[LᴀᴡBʟᴀʀɢ @LawBlarg]

@NCFSnowflakes @edfischman @EdgeofSports @swiftrocky Unfortunately, new NCF coaches & admin caution student athletes from advancing past third base until they are married.

[Dave Zirin @EdgeofSports]

DeSantis has hijacked this school, New College, and turned it into a fascistic laboratory that his dark money puppeteers want to take national https://t.co/HNCFBzEzu5

[LᴀᴡBʟᴀʀɢ @LawBlarg]

@justinbaragona @oneunderscore__ Fox math

[LᴀᴡBʟᴀʀɢ @LawBlarg]

@Brendan_Tobin @BigMouthLeroy
I know no one is ever interested in another person’s fantasy team, but I thought y’all might appreciate this all-Dolphins team I have managed to put together. 🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐆 🐧

[LᴀᴡBʟᴀʀɢ @LawBlarg]

This is the best fantasy team ever assembled. Bonus: I only have to watch 1 game a week I was going to watch anyway. #FinsUp #AllFins #MiamiDolphins

[LᴀᴡBʟᴀʀɢ @LawBlarg]

@PhillipJerez UM beat BCC. BCC isn’t a football powerhouse, but a Florida HBCU nonetheless.

[LᴀᴡBʟᴀʀɢ @LawBlarg]

@Miz_Rosenberg @djsziff Once maybe. But somebody definitely needs to intercede before shouting it three times, for sure.

[LᴀᴡBʟᴀʀɢ @LawBlarg]

@Scott_Maxwell @BloodandButter But if they were appointed by DeSantis, that would mean that they must be . . . double secret deep state agents!! Were they even screened for wokeness before they were appointed? They could be Antifa! Or wear clothes that do not conform to their birth gender. Terrifying.

[LᴀᴡBʟᴀʀɢ @LawBlarg]

@dilanesper After committing the dumbest pass interference penalty in history. Jackson deserves a game ball from McDaniel. 😂

[LᴀᴡBʟᴀʀɢ @LawBlarg]

@loweringthebar Let us stop for a moment and appreciate how concerned Fox News is with racism. Bravo! Probably at least as concerned as I am about windmills killing whales by throwing clouds at them.

[LᴀᴡBʟᴀʀɢ @LawBlarg]

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[LᴀᴡBʟᴀʀɢ @LawBlarg]

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[LᴀᴡBʟᴀʀɢ @LawBlarg]

@DecodingFoxNews Good luck with everything. You do great work and keep a lot of us informed so we don’t have to dredge through the muck you do.

[LᴀᴡBʟᴀʀɢ @LawBlarg]

@RMFifthCircuit Finally, some professional advice I know I can adhere to.