Jenni

Puns, thoughts, books and terriers

[Jenni @LawBringer_Jen]

Hi @bradmondonyc! I’m sure you get tons of messages. But can you help me turn my grown out bangs into swoopy bangs? For all of us currently growing them out. Please help!

[Jenni @LawBringer_Jen]

I’m shook. I’ve been listening to @thedollop for a few years. Just pulled up the YouTube videos. Wow how attractive is @reynoldsgareth ? Am I right? 🤤

[Jenni @LawBringer_Jen]

@TheEmSchulz Em we are meds buddies! That weirdly gave me warm fuzzies today on the podcast. @ATWWDpodcast

[Jenni @LawBringer_Jen]

@sydneemcelroy and @Sawbones My grandma has Trigger Finger. Is that another name for the Viking’s Disease? Not even gonna try to spell the real name.

[verypete lambert @Prof_Quiteamess]

The festive sequel we've all been waiting for.

[Pat Rothfuss @PatrickRothfuss]

Somone eating a banana is not art.

(Unless it's @griffinmcelroy. Then it's high art.)

[Travis McElroy (Self Parody) @travismcelroy]

So I'm watching Frozen for the third time today (Bebe is in DEEP) and it occurs to me what great writing "Love is an Open Door" is. See, for Anna, love is a door way out. Getting married would free her from the castle. For Hans, it's a way in. He can use love to get to the throne

[兔兒神 @chenchenwrites]

My god,
I thought, my whole life I’ve been under her
raincoat thinking it was somehow a marvel
that I never got wet.

—Ada Limón (@adalimon)

This poem. This ending.

[Meg Gardiner @MegGardiner1]

Headline of the day. Pennywise the clown doll floated into N.J. woman’s backyard. She burned it, then slept with a knife. https://t.co/aKNUWMWYcE

[Travis McElroy (Self Parody) @travismcelroy]

Hey! @teresamcelroy and I have a big announcement! We’re having another kid! Due date is currently mid January, but Bebe taught us that babies don’t care about schedules! We are beyond excited!

[Macaulay Culkin @IncredibleCulk]

This is what an updated Home Alone would actually look like.

[Jenni @LawBringer_Jen]

I thinks funny when people comment about how happy I seem while I am actually falling apart inside. #depression #ptsd #allanact

[danee 🦖 @itsdaneesaur]

Can everybody just Please look at this cat

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Lucy. She was born with a portrait of herself on her ear. Always has a little friend wherever she goes. 13/10 for both
(IG: selfie_pup)

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

sometimes. the human needs a break from the world. so i grab my leash. drop it in their hand. and we take a walk. where all we have to focus on. is putting one paw in front of the other

[Krystina Arielle @KrystinaArielle]

TW: Rape
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What my rape was: soul destroying. Something I still haven't and will never recover from. Dehumanizing. It luckily did not result in a child as I was one. The fact that these people are in charge of regulating women is sickening. You will never control us. Ever.

[Ellenstration🌙 Conjuring Obscurity @ConjuringEllen]

RT to save someone’s hands🙌

I try and do these exercises every hour or so when doing long sessions of drawing/painting

Any other stretches you do or tips you have?