Law Pickup Lines

Trying to find love in law.

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@Ticketmaster_AU I have been charged for 3 lots of 5 tickets (15 in total) but only see two orders. Should I wait until this magical confirmation email arrives (via owl I assume since it's going to take 72 hours) to figure out how many tickets I actually have and for what dates?

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#illridewithyou

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@zachbraff I wish you were here...in my bed. #notlegal #obvious

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@StephanieIlling I wouldn't need money for a bribe, if y'know what I mean.

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Hey boy, I hear you're of good fame and character. Just disclothes, and I'll admit you. #legalethics #admission

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Oh captain, my captain...if you know what I mean. #undergroundcinema

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Hey baby, I'll show you my opening statement but it's up to you to close.

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Hey @AGLCTweets, y'know my default position is r 6.9.

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Let's just say boy, if you give me your instructions well, I can be a very vocal advocate. #bitofastretch

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Hey baby, let's go back to my place and practice some lateral equality. #isitfair

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Woo honey, you're hotter than a possum in a calico dress. #isitfair?

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Hey baby, no need to debate equality and fairness--I'll show you mine if you show me yours. #isitfair?

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Baby, I don't need to be a fiduciary to take care of you. And you won't ever find me in a conflict of interest.

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I like my men like I like my ideal law exams: easy, straight forward, and leaving me feeling fulfilled afterwards.

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Hey handsome, my ratio decidendi is wanting to explore your dictum. #LatinPuns

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I booked us a library discussion room, baby, so we can study the 'Laws of Attraction' without disruption.

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Is that a gavel in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

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Hey boy, if I were on a jury I'd find you guilty of being criminally gorgeous. #notthebest #crimtheme

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Damn boy, I'd tell you what I'd like to do to you but I don't want to arose your...apprehension. #CrimExam #s21A

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@dinorawrer Hey girl, the glazed over expression in your eyes from staring at your computer screen for too long makes them more beautiful