Lexx Lawrence

Not personally qualified to confuse cats but I can recommend a perfectly good service.

[Lexx Lawrence @LawrenceLexx]

You may fascinate a woman by giving her a piece of cheese.

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@Glinner

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@FranckyHawk29 For who’s benefit?

If someone isn’t riding for Ducati next year, why should they get some insight into the bike that they can pass on?

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@RuizSantaclara

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https://t.co/7JLUad1279

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@SydneyLWatson Not culling them, they’re getting the farmers to do it on their behalf. And then the British public will blame them instead.

https://t.co/7JLUad1279

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@AlexSmith90014 @TheGriftReport Any reason he needs to be white? This isn’t 60’s Britain!

[dmg04 @A_dmg04]

It wouldn’t be a Destiny release if you couldn’t bump a boss off a ledge.

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@HannahIamthest1 Is that Bala?????? 😳

Feel like I’ve used that garage to fill my bike on many a Sunday

[Lexx Lawrence @LawrenceLexx]

@hrbie_ No love for Song of Flame?? 😞

[The New Yorker @NewYorker]

A cartoon by Natalie Horberg.

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@Kristinartz Hedgehog, I can outrun those little spiky buggers

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@ywomendeservles You’ll find one in 1978 hun 👍

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@otokyo Electric windows on cars 😳

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@myshipp @ChrisWillx The study is about online dating so makes sense….

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@WomenBeingAwful He’s defo a simp!

You ask once, she says no, then you let her know to tell you if she changes her mind.

[Lexx Lawrence @LawrenceLexx]

@alphafox You’d be royally fucked if the fire service wasn’t using the socialist model. Police too….

But too many stupid people think socialism and communism are the same thing🤡

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@Zaira583642

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@crash_motogp This like Marquez “oh I couldn’t possibly hope to win this weekend”

🤡