Laura Smith

[James Melville 🚜 @JamesMelville]

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[Bricktop_NAFO @Bricktop_NAFO]

🇺🇸Americans, quick reminder.

Hamburger – Germany
Hot Dog – Germany
French Fries – Belgium or France
Apple Pie – England
Ketchup – China
Mac and Cheese – Italy
Fried Chicken – Scotland and West Africa
Doughnuts – Netherlands
Cheesecake – Ancient Greece
Barbecue – Indigenous Caribbean tribes Chilli con Carne– Mexico and Spain
Tacos – Mexico
Pizza – Italy
Bagels – Poland
Pickles – Mesopotamia
Beer – Ancient Mesopotamia and Egypt
Pretzels – Germany
Meatloaf – Germany
Corned Beef – Ireland
Ice Cream – China
Ford GT40 - British 🤣

[Laura Smith @Laws30]

@MrBeast American chocolate tastes like vomit.

[Feargal Sharkey @Feargal_Sharkey]

PATHETIC!

More sewage dumped into the environment in 2024 than ever before. Whatever you're doing it isn't working.

I hope there's a plan B, you're gonna need it.

[Laura Smith @Laws30]

@simonsquibb Help SEN children. Just stopped a school being built in Biggleswade because there are no plans and due to open next year. Too many SEN children being failed. It's good to see the world differently. No one is the same. Don't put everyone in a box. School is just a memory test.

[DQD @destinatorq]

When the whippersnapper tried to hoodwink the curmudgeon with some highfalutin malarkey about a thingamajig that caused a kerfuffle, the old nincompoop, flummoxed by the tomfoolery and blethering, skedaddled away from the shenanigans, only to get the collywobbles from the hullabaloo of skullduggery, leaving the bamboozled young’un to face their comeuppance.

[Laura Smith @Laws30]

@Andyshowbiz @JustinDealey This suddenly had me thinking of you and something you would do on your show.

[Laura Smith @Laws30]

@simonsquibb Reopen the local school site to be used just for SEN education. The delays in diagnosis and placement in suitable education is ridiculous. Invest in children, they are the future.

[marie skou @marie_skou]

Women do not get raped because of their clothes.

Women do not get raped because of their attitude.

Women do not get raped because of their morals.

Women do not get raped because of anything they did wrong.

Women get raped because men choose to rape them.

[LondonTaxiPR @londontaxi_pr]

@simonsquibb Excellent news.
We've been consistently promoting the Knowledge, the test all students need to undertake to study to become a London Taxi driver (black cab). We're funded by donations/subscriptions & have a v small budget.
Would love a budget boost to see this👇 all over London

[Mark Dormer @MarkCDormer]

First Asda & Morrisons came out against the Farmer’s tax.

Today we had Aldi, Lidl and Tesco calling for it to be abolished - with the Tesco COO saying “the UK’s future food security is at stake”

When you’ve got the leading Food Retailers using such language it speaks volumes.

[Laura Smith @Laws30]

@GMB_union Asda still did it anyway.

[Chippenham Conservative Association @ChippenhamTory]

🚨 Labour is slashing Right to Buy discounts, making it harder and more expensive 🏠 for social housing tenants to buy their homes.

A policy that once helped families achieve homeownership is now slipping further out of reach 💔.

Is this the end of the affordable housing dream?

[Laura Smith @Laws30]

@simonsquibb

[Laura Smith @Laws30]

@BBCBabs_michel We have "freezer surprise" week. So the week before you get paid you use anything that's open in the freezer. Half bag of sausage rolls, various potato shaped sides etc before you buy new bags.

[Laura Smith @Laws30]

@JWILSON990 @MartinSLewis THIS 100%.

[Laura Smith @Laws30]

@C4Gogglebox Wonder if you'll show any @BigJetTVLIVE this week.

[Laura Smith @Laws30]

@livingston Why can't we order a signed album in UK?

[Laura Smith @Laws30]

@hornby Opening a Christmas stocking.

[Laura Smith @Laws30]

@hornby 🎅