Matt Laws

Father of 3, husband of 1, regular runner, occasional shape-thrower and very lucky to work in the wonderful world of🍺

[Matt Laws @Lawsenbauer]

Nice to see @thetimes continue their forensic approach being all over the facts.

[Matt Laws @Lawsenbauer]

Radgies of the sky 😂 👏 #whitleybay

[Matt Laws @Lawsenbauer]

@BGGuitartuition @StanCollymore I agree JE’s triple jump is definitely up there. Somewhat less ‘risk’ than Flo Jo’s WR’s 👀 although Mike Powell’s long jump from 1991 still stands. It’s the pure athletic phenomen of this one that stands out for me. Great shout tho’.

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@sid_lambert @alanshearer One of my favourite England goals of all time…exudes insane confidence from both Shearer to just twat it and Batty for his nonchalant assist…

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@stusfootyflash Every moment of this is dripping with talent.

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@NUFCThreatLevel Outstanding work 👏

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Am I the only one who thinks @OctopusEnergy is a large scale wealth extraction model?
After a convo with a few Octopus customers, all sitting on balances of at least £396. Replicated across their 10m global customer base would generate £158m 💰 at 4% per annum 🤔 @BBCWatchdog

[Matt Laws @Lawsenbauer]

THIS ⬇️sums up the current global predicament perfectly.

[Rory Stewart @RoryStewartUK]

Was it for this that the US spent 80 years building power and alliances? Not to be a force for good. But instead to impoverish neighbours, threaten those it protected, rob minerals from war-torn countries, and break its promises to 100s of millions of the poorest in the world? 🧵

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@ruskin147 Howay the Lads #nufc

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@Rainmaker1973 Puskás award contender.

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@Conservatives @KemiBadenoch Really! A credible opposition please 🙏
Recommend someone whose values avoid misspeaking or incognito deception.
Clueless.

[Matt Laws @Lawsenbauer]

@DannyDutch An absolute belter. Stunning arrangement and David McAlmont with a vocal masterclass.

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@DirtyFootbaIIer Give No. 2 the ballon d’or.

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@RobertJenrick Sir John did indeed invigorate true hope, for a few years, then the slog became too risky and instead of persevering at his own risk the Hall family cashed out to the tune of £95m profit. Howay the Lads.

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@NUFCThreatLevel @northumbriana As the game was coming to an end and heading for a nil-nil I was on my way out of the Gallowgate. Glanced back to see Jim Dobbin’s long ranger head into the top corner. Decided there and then never to leave a game early. Cracking strike.

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@Bristol_NUFC Get in Robbo lad 🖤🤍

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@elljanderson @NUFC Outstanding contribution. No other player wanted the ball more when you were on the pitch and that speaks volumes 👏

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@ITVRugby Nonsense actions from the officials here. That said, Italy should have controlled their moment without intervention.

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@RehillsJesmond Congratulations on a phenomenal 32 years of setting the bar and leading convenience/licensed retailing in the region 👏