Lawson Floyd

Socialite. I am a barber. Not actually licensed to cut hair. Liberal with huge sexual crush on Reichskank Kelly Anne Conway.

[Elvis Costello @ElvisCostello]

"We save our sanity
By saying such and such
After it's all been discussed
You say you must be touched” - Little Savage #ImperialBedroom

[Lawson Floyd @Lawson_Floyd]

@WhiteHouse @POTUS

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RT @heidimontag: I hope it rains!💦💨

[Lawson Floyd @Lawson_Floyd]

@rileysteele You better bring some sweaters. It is cold here in Pittsburgh.

[Lawson Floyd @Lawson_Floyd]

Get your butt to Pittsburgh. RT: @rileysteele: Pretty sunset http://t.co/R39ZOzQe

[961 KISS @961KISS]

Follow us and RETWEET this before 10am for chance at Girl Talk tix for Stage AE show in June #SuperToiletPaperGun

[Lawson Floyd @Lawson_Floyd]

Do me baby. RT: @shaztaberry: I'll star anything right now, I'm a star whore. Who wants to get used?

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@Kayleetanner Is that a new Xmas porno?

[Lawson Floyd @Lawson_Floyd]

No need. Regular febreze works quite well. RT @shaztaberry: Somebody needs to invent some febreze to spray on unfresh vaginas.

[Lawson Floyd @Lawson_Floyd]

Thats what I say when I think of you. RT: @CarolAnneFord: I'm up, I'M UP!

[Lawson Floyd @Lawson_Floyd]

RT @961KISS: Follow us and RETWEET this before 10am for chance at Penguins Sabres tix for Sat. game! #BudLightHockeyUnicorn

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@CarolAnneFord then don't do it you.

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Another Gay Steeler victory? He just saved Tomlin's dumb ass.

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@PghPiratesGirl bien es cierto la mayoría de los hombres aman a las pelirrojas sé que hacer

[Lawson Floyd @Lawson_Floyd]

Que ? RT @PghPiratesGirl: Number one turn on.. Men who speak Spanish. Yummy

[Lawson Floyd @Lawson_Floyd]

Let us be the judge of that. Let's see. RT @Kirsten_Price: Omg I just bought a bra that's a size 32D my boobies are growing!!

[Lawson Floyd @Lawson_Floyd]

@heidimontag wearing a sexy elf costume while you clean ?

[Lawson Floyd @Lawson_Floyd]

@beth563 free for what ?

[Lawson Floyd @Lawson_Floyd]

@AudrinaPatridge I go to http://t.co/EllsIa0R for all my shopping needs.

[Lawson Floyd @Lawson_Floyd]

@AudrinaPatridge maybe where you are. But anywhere you are must be beautiful.