Alan White 🇺🇦

I mostly just wish Russia would go home.

[Alan White 🇺🇦 @Lawthreeper]

@cristela9 @AmericanAir Yeah. They don’t help anymore. They just gaslight.

[Alan White 🇺🇦 @Lawthreeper]

@purplelighter Gold Cougarands!!!

[Alan White 🇺🇦 @Lawthreeper]

@KidsDrDave @michaelianblack I always loved manning a pancake griddle for a BoyScout July 4th breakfast.

[Alan White 🇺🇦 @Lawthreeper]

@KidsDrDave @AnUrbanNeurotic @JordanJesseGo When I was a kid, during Double Dare, there would be an ad for books on tape. They always played an audio sample from Moby Dick. “There she blows! A hump like a snow hill!”

[Alan White 🇺🇦 @Lawthreeper]

@AnUrbanNeurotic @JordanJesseGo Oh dang! I thought Black Hat was a blast!

[Volodymyr Zelenskyy / Володимир Зеленський @ZelenskyyUa]

95 of our people are home again. These are the warriors who defended Mariupol and "Azovstal," as well as the Donetsk, Luhansk, Kharkiv, Kyiv, Chernihiv, and Kherson regions.

Each time Ukraine rescues its people from Russian captivity, we bring closer the day when freedom will be returned to all those still held in Russian captivity.

I thank the team involved in finding and liberating prisoners. We are doing everything to bring back all of our people held by Russia. I am grateful to the warriors who replenish the exchange fund and to all our partners who help us.

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[Jose Sosa @josefsosab]

Number 1 😭😭😭

[Alan White 🇺🇦 @Lawthreeper]

@DeadDogLake I was a Cub Scout who spent a lot of time volunteering in nursing homes. Even as a little kid in the 80’s I saw a LOT of people over 100 who hadn’t had a visitor in years. I also knew a 105 year old man who drove a motorcycle.

[Alan White 🇺🇦 @Lawthreeper]

@SomaKazima Literally life in prison for the last group of idiots who thought this was a good idea.

[Karim Wafa-Al Hussaini @DrKarimWafa]

For thousands of years, indigenous communities around the world would plant mangroves to lessen the damaging impacts of hurricanes, floods and tsunamis. Colonialism, urbanisation and capitalism largely reversed this environmental trend by destroying mangrove populations.

[Alan White 🇺🇦 @Lawthreeper]

@HappyPixr The kwirr is such a nice reminder to me. If I just hear straight bird laughter, then I know the pileated is destroying one of my fence posts.

[Alan White 🇺🇦 @Lawthreeper]

@smartbunny_RG Im changing my name to either Hollywood Palladium or Glenhelen Pavillion.

[Alan White 🇺🇦 @Lawthreeper]

Happy holidays to those who celebrate.

[Alan White 🇺🇦 @Lawthreeper]

@danirat The other day a friend came over to make her favorite alfredo sauce. She poured a bottle of prego alfredo cold over some noodles.

[Alan White 🇺🇦 @Lawthreeper]

@danirat That’s a classic alfredo and I bet it was Delicious.

[Alan White 🇺🇦 @Lawthreeper]

@theoremipsum @matthiasellis Did you know that Elfman wrote the music to Midnight Run? It’s a little more Boingo than Beetlejuice but I love it.

[Alan White 🇺🇦 @Lawthreeper]

@joshgondelman Josh! I’m so sorry! Losing my Bizzy a few years ago was so hard. Your Bizzy brought me so much joy.

[Alan White 🇺🇦 @Lawthreeper]

@clintworthing I’m bad at this. But you’re a good dude.