LaxMidfielderProbs

Problems from the Midfield in 140 characters or less.

[LaxMidfielderProbs @LaxMiddyProbs]

@berardi21 or getting wreckt at the X. That pride scarring doesn't go away either.

[LaxMidfielderProbs @LaxMiddyProbs]

@berardi21 bow before the benevolent berardi. take care of yourself man, I'm out for good.

[LaxMidfielderProbs @LaxMiddyProbs]

@berardi21 ice cold robbie. Ice cold.

[LaxMidfielderProbs @LaxMiddyProbs]

@berardi21 why are you spearing the guy in your twit pic. You're above this robbie.

[LaxMidfielderProbs @LaxMiddyProbs]

It's been a wonderful 2.5 years, a lot of laughs, and maybe a few drips of blood. You guys were fantastic followers. Take care & God Bless.

[LaxMidfielderProbs @LaxMiddyProbs]

This is for when I let you "beat" me.

[GSElevator @GSElevator]

#1: I’d watch a TV show where teens describe their most popular Instagrams to WW2 veterans.

[LaxMidfielderProbs @LaxMiddyProbs]

I still have 1300 followers. Yall mother fuckes loyal.

[LaxMidfielderProbs @LaxMiddyProbs]

Hey soccer players, lacrosse goals are for lacrosse. It would appear as if you forgot.

[LaxMidfielderProbs @LaxMiddyProbs]

Losing by one? The rattlers are so rattled right now.

[LaxMidfielderProbs @LaxMiddyProbs]

Outlaws proved the old saying "100th time's the charm"

[LaxMidfielderProbs @LaxMiddyProbs]

@MonahanCameron @FightsOnVine That was you?

[LaxMidfielderProbs @LaxMiddyProbs]

God must love stupid people, he made a lot of them.

[Brine Women's Lacrosse @brine_wlax]

@LaxMiddyProbs You thought #BrineShootout was good—are you ready for Shootout 2? http://t.co/9wS3OosYXI

[LaxMidfielderProbs @LaxMiddyProbs]

Warming up the goalie and you sting a corner then proceed to celly. #StillCounts

[LaxMidfielderProbs @LaxMiddyProbs]

I tuck my stick like I tuck your girl friend in at night.

[LaxMidfielderProbs @LaxMiddyProbs]

I can tell if someone knows nothing about lax if I tell them"he can only use 1 hand"and theyre impressed thinking he has 1 hand on the stick

[LaxMidfielderProbs @LaxMiddyProbs]

Getting cleated is worse than a slash to the wrist.

[LaxMidfielderProbs @LaxMiddyProbs]

This isn't CNN, this is twitter, no one asked for your opinions.