lacey 🤑

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Kids will get you locked up.

A lil girl in my son’s class told her teacher that she takes baths with her uncle.

So of course, they did their investigation.

Tell me why the uncle is 2 years old.

[thatparlayguy @thatparlaygy]

I just need a $10 to $25k slip and im chilling. Who has the sauce?

[✩ @prettiiimya_]

can’t no ho give me no hard time idk who y’all be feelin like 😭😭😭 no shade

[Jordy 🫧 @babyjorrdy]

i be feeling so FUCKED over when i sit
BACK & think about SHIT fr.

[LALa Milan @_Milanmulaa]

Manifesting a 4 bedroom house with 2 bathrooms & a big backyard ‼️‼️‼️😩🥰

[Àshàké(not Ololade)❤️ @Molayoo_]

We want the Death Penalty for anyone who rapes anyone at all.

[BRE @thedominiquej1]

what another bitch do with her pockets or pussy can NEVER bother me. idc about bitches.

[Jordy 🫧 @babyjorrdy]

i cant fuck with nobody that always got excuses when it come to me. but got time for everybody else. foh.

[Ty 💋 @imtaitianaj]

I just be posting shit, what you assume is on you 😂

[Miss Vee. @thoughtsbyvee_]

I wont ever forgive a nigga for having a baby on me lol that’s just me tho.

[MYMY @amayajennine]

I love the quote “Too many birds on the ground, and not enough in the sky.”😭😭😭😭😭 bc you ladies really be going for any and everything

[$hiesty💘 @_adoremoni]

naw fr pregnancy is not fun idc judge yo momma

[THE REAL SPILL ౨ৎ @baddie1ations]

ion want no ngga that always think i’m doin dck getcho traumatized a$$ on

[K.💕 @mssperfecttttt]

& i never did nothing to 95% of these btches that don’t like me 😂😂😂😂hoes just be mad cause it’s ME ! i ask a btch to name a good reason why she don’t like me a mf be speechless . I hate the loser in you btches 👎🏽.

[☆ ★ @imfynerthanfyne]

i love being a bm my bd might have cheated my whole pregnancy he might fck other btches from time to time & disrespect me but ima keep fcking him cuz i carried his child u btches could never take my spot u see how stupid i sound ? that’s how stupid yall btches be sounding!

[Nicky💕 @jas_d_barbie]

the way being pregnant feels I don’t see how people have 7,9,11, 15 kids

[𝐆𝐁 👼🏾 @novacanegoddess]

You don’t have to fuck for anything actually

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

just APOLOGIZE to your partner when you know you messed up bruh… all that manipulative behavior and getting mad at them for being upset when they have a valid reason is just weird. people love to say they’re grown until it’s time to take accountability.

[🩰 @Keybaker_]

CoParenting NOT hard if you focus on the child & not the other parent business..💯 but u bitches not ready for that conversation yet???

[Hellraiser Bets @hellraiserbet]

You’re not depressed you just need to hit a $10,000 homer parlay