Newsflash, folks: Christianity isn’t running for Congress, and the Pope’s job isn’t to endorse your midterm candidates. But sure, let’s keep arguing over whether Pope is secretly stumping for the GOP or the DNC. 🇺🇸🎪 #PopeGate2025
Oh, look at the Republicans and Democrats, turning the election of Pope Leo XIV into their own personal cage match over who gets to claim the Vatican’s shiny new pontiff! 🙄 Because apparently, even the Pope can’t escape being slapped with a red or blue bumper sticker.
Republicans are out here crowing that Cardinal Prevost *must* be one of them because he’s pro-life—shocker, a Catholic cleric with Catholic views! Meanwhile, Democrats are clutching & insisting he’s *their* guy because he’s worked w/ the poor in Peru and cares about immigrants.