layla

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

when you’re stretching in bed & you feel your calf start to tighten

[grace spelman @GraceSpelman]

about to start my shift at the sitting in my towel after a shower and looking at my phone factory

[stepfanie tyler @stepfanie]

imagine having a sunday this good

[𝐛𝐫𝐚𝐳𝐞𝐬🥷🏾 @lordbrazes]

it’s for when your wife asks you to buy her a treat on the way back from work

[jynx @jynxbby]

"are you seriously going to cry just because you're stressed?"

me:

[Workplace Mental Health Resources @Stopworkplacebu]

Authentic people will tell you the truth even if it makes them look bad because they value integrity more than being liked by everyone.

[!! @mmiyaa00]

Tote bag slipping off the shoulder puffer jacket thick as fuck I’m overstimulated

[Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman]

An underrated feeling is when you meet someone, and you realize you have a mutual friend, so you take a picture together and send it to that friend with no context. What a rush!

[The Random Recruiter @randomrecruiter]

“As our special gift to you, we’ll let you out a little early at 4:45pm this Friday so you can spend more time with your family this holiday season”

[sophie @netcapgirl]

unmuting at the end of a call just to say “nothing from my end, thanks”

[Keara Sullivan @superkeara]

Me subtly trying to meet the bartender’s eye so they see I’m waiting politely and patiently and should let me order next

[ian karmel @IanKarmel]

We have, for too long, shackled the bakery to the morning. Night bakeries. Fresh croissants at 11pm. It is possible.

[James Blunt @JamesBlunt]

Fire the little cunt.

[layla @Layla_Ferrara]

@OfficialPLT not refunding me because it took them over a month to return 1 out of 10 items and when I chased it up a day later they said because it’s been a month they can’t look into it.. even though I have proof of postage and they took that long to refund incorrectly