Layla Jonas

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[sweet tooth @sweetsawtooth]

Went fishing last night and overheard a very good mom telling her older son that he wasn’t allowed to call his little sister ugly. “You both have my face, she’s 6 years old. Do you think you’re ugly? No? Why are you saying that to her? You can’t talk to girls like that”

[♡⃝ @wine_x13]

I told my mom I wasn't attracted to a guy who liked me and she told me to give him a chance. I said guys don't give girls they're not attracted to a chance so why should I do it? Silence at the dinner table

[Maryam @hell_line0]

DOCTOR: When was your last period?
ME: They’re regular. Next one should be next week.
DOCTOR: Are you on birth control?
ME: No.
DOCTOR: Are you pregnant?
ME: Absolutely not.
DOCTOR: How do you know?
ME: Haven’t had sex in years..
DOCTOR: Are you sure?
ME: Unless immaculate conception made a surprise comeback, yes. I’m sure.

[Maryam @hell_line0]

i just told a guy i don’t want kids

he said “if you got pregnant
i’d make you keep it”

i blocked him immediately

because that’s not a difference of opinion
that’s a reproductive coercion always...

[Matt 🍉 @matt_nid]

fuck the blues, fuck dillon dube, fuck the vegas golden knights, and fuck carter hart for paving the way for this bullshit

[Maryam @hell_line0]

As everyone gets excited for US Men's Soccer, keep in mind that they have never won a World Cup and still get celebrated as the default US soccer team while the women's team has won 4 cups and barely gets recognition on a national stage.

Mediocre men will always outshine outstanding women, as long as the patriarchy controls everything.

[meg @urfriendmeg]

this will never not be funny to me. they absolutely embarrassed the fuck out of vegas, shutting out that evil ass team and making carter hart go down as the worst goalie in finals HISTORY, made him CRY and then did the storm surge on THEIR ice and logo

[Daisy @DaizyZeeX]

Men will say “she knew what she was doing” about a 14-year-old girl but “he made a mistake” about a grown man.
That’s not confusion. That’s misogyny.

[GiGi @geneverwhat]

CODE RED: HIS FLIGHT WAS CANCELED AND HE IS ON HIS WAY HOME

[AshleY @Aku_700]

Judge Lets Connected Teen Rapist Walk Free After Filmed Strangulation Rapes.

This Oklahoma judge gave 17-year-old Jesse Butler — son of a former OSU football director — just probation and counseling instead of prison. He tried to rape two high school girls, filmed himself doing it, and nearly strangled one to death. Facing up to 78 years, he got “youthful offender” status. Victims ignored under Marsy’s Law. Families furious. This elite protection is disgusting.

[Layla Jonas @Layla_Jonas6]

@Rachellg26 Absolutely mind blown and shocked by the teams that split

[Lu for Alaska @luinalaska]

My daughter announced they are doing a unit on Anne Frank at school over dinner.

My son loudly announced Anne Frank is a lie. He said it with his entire chest.

The room erupts. There is plentiful evidence of Anne Frank. I’ve been to camps in Germany and Poland myself you can’t even go there with me. I ask him who the hell told him that?!?

He is *insistent*. We are all wrong. We have been fooled.

His sister finally said BRUH SHE WAS REAL.

My son: “pssshhh you can’t be BLIND AND DEAF and TALK THAT GOOD and FLY PLANES BRUH YOU ARE ALL SO DUMB

me:………………. Are you talking about Helen Keller?

my son:……………. Oh yeah my bad. HELEN KELLER IS NOT REAL.

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

NOT HIM PATTING HIS OWN HEAD WITH THE STUFFIES HAND 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[leah⁷¹ @meowbrini]

oh my god bruh 💔💔💔

[skyllarky @vmstwizzles]

figure skating without context

[Oh Canaduh @CanaduhOh]

Canadians after being force-fed curling for 15 days https://t.co/DFYecmqLOs

[tea @pigeontisms]

i’m not joking when i say this is the most impressive thing i’ve ever seen

[frances 🏒 @IlyasCigarette]

niina petrokina using the quad god as a prop is iconic i fear